big tusks go straight through you, chop you in half. just get between them and their mudhole, and they ll be all over you like justin bieber s bodyguards. it can get ugly. what do hippo penises look like? i have no idea. the hippo never emerges from the water with like a big no. a hippo hard-on? not that i ve seen. really? no. they re under water. i don t go snorkeling. i find that comforting to know. (vo) dogs have evolved, but their nutritional needs remain instinctual. that s why there s purina one true instinct. nutrient-dense, protein-rich, real meat number one. this is a different breed of natural nutrition. purina one, true instinct. my healthy routine helps me feel my best. so i add activia yogurt to my day.
i have cause to think about hyenas ripping out the guts, i think, you know what, i could really go for some pesto right now. by lake mosak, we pause for lunch. indigenous specialties like penne with pasta, steamed baby corn, grilled tomatoes with parmesan and brownies. those hippos are coming in close. yeah. they can smell the pasta. they love pesto. they re coming ashore. you re safe. over thankfully cold beers, i learn who is really the most dangerous animal around here. yeah. that s right, mr. loveable, funny hippo. always in a tutu in the cartoons, a vicious, unpredictable and apparently incredibly fast-moving killer. you know, you have to leave here and go for a pee behind the tree and come face-to-face with this hippo. the hippo would easily outrun you, one big chomp. big tusks straight through you,
carolina hunter jett webb. local hunters have been tracking this ginormous beast for years. no one s been able to bring it home until now. did i really say 8 feet? looking at it, that s 8 feet. webb called his encounter with the giant hog humbling, to say the least. he says he set out to just put a little meat in the freezer for the winter. he came home with enough pork to feed his entire family for a year. i don t even know what to say. if you were just taking a nice hike in the woods and that came along. it makes me look at your bacon differently, cuomo. let me tell you, that ain t bacon. a wild hog versus a pig. there s a show hog wild, we talked about it once. when you see these things, they have red eyes, big tusks. they will take you down. like a spear in the heart of cuomo. you go hunting a wild hog, is ain t your ordinary pig. 8 feet long! i know, no joke. neither is politics, so let s get inside it on new day with mr. john king.