dana: wow. john: where i come from, girls eating barbecue is the hottest thing possible. jessica: not pregnant on air. jesse: he s the brisket expert. i don t want to say it s great. dana: all yours. dan: i love chipotle. dana: if greg were here, he would want some. dan: it s good. but dana: pretty good. jesse: that is not a ringing endorsement. dan: i don t want to hurt my stock. it s not bad. jesse: it s good. i ll eat anything. john: we like to do our own. i have a big green egg at home. go get a big green egg, seriously. it s the best afternoon. for eight hours. dan: the brisket and it falls apart. john: that meat falls apart. you never want to eat anyone else s. dana: make your own brisket, become an adult, and buy roller skates.