all in all, um. you are a vain guy with a big ego and a huge amount of success who now has a kid, and still sometimes worries that you gotta stay relevant. is simon cowell a happy man? - i ll take that. - no, i m asking. yes, no, i genuinely can say that. i can look you in the eye now and say, yes, i m happy. and i think of all the things i ever wanted in my life, that was number one on the list. - being happy. - yeah. - simon. - ( kisses ) - thank you so much. - you re a star. thank you so much. - are you vain? - yes. are you? - yes. - good, that s why we re friends. for life. i mean that. - um. - you re more vain than i am. i was just about to say, you re so much more vain than me. - no. you hide it well. - oh, my god, simon. - no, harvey, and i mean that, and i love you, - simon. i only mean it as a compliment, but you are. simon, that is so not true. how long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
and saw a 10-foot picture of your face. - simon. - and? and. you re staring at you. yes. every time i look at the picture, i feel good. harvey: tell me why. simon: it makes me happy. you have a big ego, don t you? oh, and you don t? i didn t say i didn t. you have to have a big ego if you do what we do, or what i do, definitely. why? well, because, there s no point trying to pretend to be humble - the whole time, you know, like - ( dogs barking ) okay, here these dogs are turning into, like, pack dogs. okay, squiddly and diddly. come on, diddly. ( kisses ) come on, sweetheart. come on, come here. ( kisses ) come here, diddly. - come on up. - come here. good boy. yeah, so, you can do the whole humble thing: yeah, it s always a team effort, blah, blah, blah. but the truth is it s not always. and you have to recognize that you play a part in what you do, or you re good at what you do. i mean, it might sound odd saying it, but it is it s a fact. is it that you look at yourself and you
and saw a 10-foot picture of your face. - simon. - and? and. you re staring at you. yes. every time i look at the picture, i feel good. harvey: tell me why. simon: it makes me happy. you have a big ego, don t you? oh, and you don t? i didn t say i didn t. you have to have a big ego if you do what we do, or what i do, definitely. why? well, because, there s no point trying to pretend to be humble - the whole time, you know, like - ( dogs barking ) okay, here these dogs are turning into, like, pack dogs. okay, squiddly and diddly. come on, diddly. ( kisses ) come on, sweetheart. come on, come here. ( kisses ) come here, diddly. - come on up. - come here. good boy. yeah, so, you can do the whole humble thing: yeah, it s always a team effort, blah, blah, blah. but the truth is it s not always. and you have to recognize that you play a part in what you do, or you re good at what you do. i mean, it might sound odd saying it, but it is it s a fact. is it that you look at yourself and you
what if i set his furniture on fire? no, don t set that on fire. now you have to sit in this. now sit down, sit down. sit down, sit down. i m not sitting in it. sit in that chair. i set the tonight show on fire actually. i just set the chair on the tonight show on fire. and i am a convicted arson, because i brought lighter fluid. that made it premeditated. i learned a lot about the law. i would just do stuff. and i would think well, this is funny to me. and generally be surprised when things didn t go well. oh! i used to think that the mind of a comedian was like that of an addict. big ego, insecure, driven. but i do believe now that we are
your favorite president, america s favorite president. he s a big man. some might say he s got a big ego. and if that ego doesn t get massaged, he gets upset. let s move on now to judge roy moore. judge moore running for senate in the u.s. state of alabama and he s long argued that the national media, that the washington post is against him in these allegations that he denies. but now it s the hometown paper, scott. it s the three biggest local newspapers in alabama all telling their readers to reject roy moore. what impact might have on local opinions that rely heavily on what the local media has to say about these candidates? one of the those newspapers, the huntsville times, is my hometown newspaper. so i know it quite well. and at one level you ve seen a reaction from many people in alabama beyond being republicans and democrats, which is just that there s questions about whether this man is fit to serve. in light of the allegations. but i would be careful. newspaper endorsem