From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. We have a good one tonight. Bishop Gene Robinson is going to be here a all i know about religion is this apparently he can only move diagonally. Thats a chess move, baby. A bishop chess joke. Let me just give you my lunch money now. Lets begin tonight in the world of sport. I dont know if anybody here knows this. I happen to enjoy sport. I like watching other people talk about them. I like listening to people on the radio call in to talk about sports. You know what i do with that knowledge . I make cantmiss bets. You know what i do with my winnings . You think i do nice things with them for society . No. I spend all my gambling winnings on the first commercial i see after a game ends. Hello, brooklyn lantern. Looks like some people wont have to eat pasta again with a flashligh
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