After many a late Sunday night delivering these piping hot Roasts straight to your door, it's finally time for Rordon to go on vacation. But there's one more Roast coming your way before he hits the sunny island of Mallorca for something completely unrelated to a reality dating show broadcast every night at 9pm except Saturdays (the thing with Mr P. End didn't really work out after the last Broke Monday. Note to self: throwing up into a cup on the cheese floor isn't very attractive. Apparently.) Bon appétit.