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Thats our show. Join us tomorrow night at 11 00. Here it is your moment of zen fox news alert on the sequester. Just the word is so weird. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org stephen tonight, a new scandal rocks the vatican. The holy water contains traces of horse meat. [ laughter ] then, a new way to reduce the number of guns. Step one get a gun. And my guest Simon Garfield has a new book about maps changing our view of the world. Well, apple maps certainly took me to places i never imagined. Southcuban president raul castrs he will retire in five years. Dont believe him, coman in. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting see stephen] [cheers and applause] stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Good to have you with us. Thank you. In here, out there, i want to say hello to all my friends in the studio tonight and some
Thats our show. Join us tomorrow night at 11 00. Here it is your moment of zen fox news alert on the sequester. Just the word is so weird. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org stephen tonight, a new scandal rocks the vatican. The holy water contains traces of horse meat. [ laughter ] then, a new way to reduce the number of guns. Step one get a gun. And my guest Simon Garfield has a new book about maps changing our view of the world. Well, apple maps certainly took me to places i never imagined. Southcuban president raul castrs he will retire in five years. Dont believe him, coman in. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting see stephen] [cheers and applause] stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Good to have you with us. Thank you. In here, out there, i want to say hello to all my friends in the studio tonight and some
Thats our show. Join us tomorrow night at 11 00. Here it is your moment of zen fox news alert on the sequester. Just the word is so weird. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org stephen tonight, a new scandal rocks the vatican. The holy water contains traces of horse meat. [ laughter ] then, a new way to reduce the number of guns. Step one get a gun. And my guest Simon Garfield has a new book about maps changing our view of the world. Well, apple maps certainly took me to places i never imagined. Southcuban president raul castrs he will retire in five years. Dont believe him, coman in. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting see stephen] [cheers and applause] stephen welcome to the report, everybody. Good to have you with us. Thank you. In here, out there, i want to say hello to all my friends in the studio tonight and some