This is about an hour. [applause] good evening. Thank you for for the wonderful introduction. I have join facebook to see the picture of your dog. Aifl little bad. Its so nice to be here. Thank you for coming. Its such a treat. First of all, to be in philadelphia, franklins hometown to talk about james who visited here and didnt love it as much as she loved boston. To be here in a Public Library and celebrate the space and all it stand for. Thank you to the library. [applause] i am because i want to tell you the story of her life. We dont have that much time to do it. She lead a rich and fascinating life. Im going to try to give you a whirlwind tour of it. I have props. Thats how i teach. Sit back and listen to this tale i hope is unknown to you. In 1771 ben franklin sent his sister, jane, a pair of spectacles. She sent her 13 pairs with lenseses of every science from one to 13. And he sent to two intrux instructions conducting her own eye exam. You know, when youre at the optometrist
none of these stories are on red eye. entertainment reporter jill dobson. she is no longer chubby. i am no longer chubby. she had a child, a baby. she smells as sweet as a rose but will make you bleed if you try to touch her. oh, nice wave. he killed a man in reno to watch him die. the biggest regret is i gave him an alibi. tv s andy leevy. his lips get more laughs than he does, paul mccurio. performing improv west bal palm beach, florida. prepare as always to leave disappointed. announcer: a block. the lead. that s the first story. i have seen a lot of people look you before, greg. but i usually had to pay admission. thank you for that. disembodied voice. he took his strudel and said toodle, yes the chef left. day one of the white house executive pastry chef resigned. let me repeat that. i don t have to. and michelle s meddling is to blame. bill yases was hired by laura bush in 2007 to make his acclaimed cookie plates and sugar sculptures. when mrs. obama becam
they find them as having an unrealistic self-view 1k3 feelings of entitlement and lack of regard for others. for their experiment they sent guys out to pick up women and those with higher narcissism scored more numbers, phone numbers, and more highly rated. i still haven t gotten greg jarod to call me. lightning roooouuunnnddd. lightning round. so, jim, isn t this again in these studies, the chicken and the egg thing? maybe the dudes who get lots of phone numbers become nare is you cystic. it is not being gnar uh cystic that gets you lots of numbers. i am not the a or the b. i am the c. that shows you are not nar narsacistic at all. here are four ben frank
can hear how we hear you - q. i i didn t change my voice. yes, you did. you can lie to yourself, but you can t lie to america. go away. let s welcome our guest. she is so hot that hot topic is now called lori rothman topic. i am here with fox business network anchor lori rothman. i like that one. shut up. i am trying to do the introductions. he is so sharp that blowup dolls send him hate mail. andrew perell. and in rhode island he is considered a pixie stick. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if comedic genius was a saxaphone bill clinton probably blew him in the nineties. he is performing at wise guys comedy club this salt lake city, a beautiful city this friday and saturday. check it out. a block. the lede. that s the first story. try not to screw up tonight for a change. thanks, voice. are you an ass if you use glass? they are goggles from google. high-tech specs that allow you to access the inter thet and take photos and video while looking like a s
oh, it s covert. exploiting a power vacuum in the country the strike at militant suspect armed drones and fighter jets. that s fan fastic. thafast that sfantastic. war number four. covert war, too. i like secret wars. congress, did you know about that one? no? he is feeling a little out of the loop today? you are. yeah. no wonder anthony weiner had a time chat online and take pictures of himself. congress is completely irrelevant, aren t they? the other thing i ve been waiting for, haven t seen it yet. i thought war number four might push people over the edge today. where are the antiwar protesters do you remember those guys? we need to put out an amber alert for them they could have been kidnapped. they might be in danger. surely, the lefties would be out there holding protests against yet another war. peace now. peace now. [ chanting ] wake up, america. bring the troops home. not by a dollar. not by more. glenn: wow! i could work my whole life and not with that