Here i am at my local coffee establishment. Hello id like a cap chino please. Great one cappacino and one giant bag of horse [ bleep ]. But i dont want a bag of horse [ bleep ]. Yeah its kind of a two for one thing. Oh. You want the cap, you also have to pay for the a giant bag of horse [ bleep ]. Jimmy what if i just want the cappucino. You start making demands like that i will shut down this establishment. You will shut down the store you work at. Yeah. Its absurd and scene. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] all right. So thats whats happening. Bottom line, they want to fund chip which they claim they do they could do it immediately, there would be no votes against it but they want to use Childrens Health for leverage. Unfortunate this rouse got more difficult this morning to pull off because President Trump who has weird flashes of common sense tweeted that chip should be a long Term Solution which is 100 correct but is the exact opposite what the white house said yesterday. Now th
I notice theres a guy in the audience named chuck who years ago taught me to powder my balls and i thank him for it. Thanks chuck. Hey were on the brink of a government shut down and congress are trying to hammer out some kind of agreement to keep the country open. Its amazing weve reached a point which north and south koreas have a better relationship than republicans and democrats. Republicans are saying the democrats are shutting the government down even though the republicans are in control of the house, senate and white house. The democrats cant even shut their computers down without paul ryans permission. But the republicans have done something that i think is bad. Theyve lumped chip into their spending bill, thats the Childrens Health Insurance Program that covered 9 million lowincome kids and is yet to be reauthorized its been 100 days since it expired. Its scary for parents the funding should not have ran out it is supported overwhelmingly by republicans and democrats and all
Breaking news overnight, president obama announces that the u. S. Is lifting the longheld arms embargo with vietnam. The news that came during a press conference just hours ago. The president arrived in vietnam overnight for his first day in a threeday visit before he heads to japan for his historic trip to hiroshima. Nbcs tracie potts is in washington. Good morning to you, tracie. How big of a deal is the u. S. Lifting this arms embargo with vietnam . Reporter its a really big deal. It erases one of the last elements of the cold war, even though the two countries are not on the same page, including human rights. Despite lingering concerns about human rights, this morning president obama announced the u. S. Is lifting its near decades long arms embargo against vietnam. This change will ensure that vietnam has access to the equipment it needs to defend itself. Reporter against china, claiming disputed islands in the south china sea, and it eases vietnams reliance on russia. The presiden
Lip syncing speech and he will, like, download acceptance speeches from the emmys and stuff like that. Seth uhhuh. And will seth so hell lip sync someone elses acceptance speech . Someone elses crying acceptance speech. Seth will he ever do this in costume . All the time. Yes. Seth okay. It was all in costume with the ears and the hair. Seth so a lot of spock accepting. Yes. Seth wow. Spock accepting grammys. [ laughter ] seth yeah, now i understand. Now its starting to make sense. And i was good at the song selection. Seth okay. That was my forte but it is a shameful practice because if you came into the actors tent, it would be a bunch of actors doing this. [ laughter ] thats what it looks like. Its terrible. Seth not no one going over their lines, just fully lip syncing. No. Its awful. Seth i wanted to talk to you about a wonderful thing that happened online, which was called so i guess explain the okay. This is seth starring john cho. Starring john cho. Seth and i guess someone did
Nbc news over 20,000 Iraqi Federal Police Soldiers have been called into action with an additional 15,000 troops expected. On twitter, iraqi Prime Minister says he announced the offensive posting zero hour for the liberation of fallujah has arrived. A moment of victory has drawn near and daesh has no choice but to flee. Taliban leader has been killed. The pentagon confirmed it launched an air strike in pakistan targeting the talibans top commander. With the death, the taliban is thrown into its second leadership crisis within a year. The white house said the attack marked an important milestone in our long standing effort to bring peace and prosperity to afghanistan. It was carried out saturday by multiple unmanned military drones as mansour and another taliban fighter drove in a afghanistan pakistan border. Its believed to be the First American drone strike in the taliban headquarters. Breaking news overnight, president obama announces that the u. S. Is lifting the longheld arms themb