made here in the 90s. but you re actually super famous here everybody tells me how much they miss their dirty hasselhoff. greg: it s true it took me three years to get the stench out. anyway, do you feel you re being primed for something, like the ufc does for weeks before their next big pay purview. the media trying to gear us up for the ultimate showdown between biden and trump. fighting out of the record corner with a record of 1-1 standing 6 3 245 pounds hailing from mar-a-lago florida by way of nyc, donald the disrupter trump. and fighting out of the blue corner with a record of 50 years of mistakes and two years of embarrassments, standing six feet tall napping at three feet tall, and weighing in at 180 pounds depending on his last bowel movement. emily: oh, god. greg: joe the commented old circus monkey biden. [cheers and applause] greg: see how fair and balanced that was? talk about a buildup, right? you ve got january 6th theater then you got the raid and al
over doctor jill. after all, one s fictional and the other s doctor jebbingle. [cheers and applause]. greg: that was funny. successful people tend to be relentless and rude, right? no, no. greg: and if people hate trump that s good because chances are they hate him because he really works for you and makes them work hard, too. plus he scares people. is that so bad. i want my doctor, lawyer, agent, as troll gist to be feared because that means they don t take no for an answer. if you re a pro athlete come contract negotiation time, do you want don knots or don rickles? trump might have been a prick when he was out for himself but when he transferred that energy to us, well, that s magic. think about why biden s been around forever. he s not looking for you, he was always out for himself. he didn t lead. he cut self-serving deals the way his son cuts lines of coke. thick. but what did trump used to say?
i will never, ever let you down. i will never, ever let you down. i will never let you down. i will never let you down, i promise you that. greg: so why did he mean that? it s because of the desires for his success mapped directly onto yours. but to never trumpers he feels like their scariest boss. well, behind kamala. but their error, their mistake is assuming they re beholden to trump when it s the opposite. he s not your boss he works for you and you want a monster like him working for you at all times. of course there is a price. he s like mike tyson. there was nothing like him in the ring but something so relentless can t be turned off. the fight goes on after the bell is running like after an election. when the bell running trump kept fighting. that s part of the deal sorry. so do you want some energy monster on your side sore some black slapping seemingly congenial bureaucrat who will
it s killing thousands of fish. and that s bad. at first scientists blamed climate change for the allergy that showed up in july but now they re pointing the finger at the 85 million gallons of fecal matter being pumped daily into the bay area and that s just from nancy pelosi s house. [cheers and applause] greg: thought i was going to say ass didn t you? but apparently sewage treatment plants are so old and inept, they can t handle the load. sounds like the president. but the problem has gotten so bad tens of thousands of fish are dying and going to cost california $14 billion to upgrade the sewage system. we caught up with one of the main culprits. so the city has this allergy problem. do you feel responsible? i can t take all the credit. i m just one small cog in the massive san fran [bleep]
[laughter]. emily: that made no sense. greg: i don t even know what it means again. but this is what i tell never trumpers. no one says you have to like the person who works for you. and when trump s president he s working for you, just like a doctor, a gar beige man, or, if you re hunter, a hooker. trump s our nation s waiter. hi my name s donald i will now be your server tonight, this evening s special are law and order, building a wall and laughing at the losers and haters. fact is people who make your life better can suck. if i need to undergo emergency surgery i don t need to like the doctor. i ll take the great doctor who s an a hole over the nice one who forgets to take out the right kidney. so yeah i ll take dr. jebbingle