shot of the morning has been chosen. captain kirk boldly showing thanksgiving chefs how not to fry their turkeys. whoa! ow! ow! wow! i loved you. but you only brought me pain. that fryer took wow, that looks like what would happen if i tried to cook a turkey. william shatner teaming up with state farm trying to show how dangerous turkey fryers can be. absolutely. although i ve had fried turkey and it is delicious. but there are many safeguards. remember the beer butt turkey, right? that was good, too. beer butt chicken, we ve had that. yeah, they rammed a beer can right down the neck of the not the neck. why do they think they call it beer butt? that wasn t the neck? no, it was the other end! i wasn t thinking like that.