i voted for karen bass. i voted for biden. i voted for gavin newsom b. i m sick of democrats. want a do over. we told you so. the great replacement theoryis t is not some grand right-wing conspiracy theory. i was shakin sght wingg that isp away from propaganda coming out of his mouth. kenned comy ends be if y all are on strike, who is going to write the fake news? i don t know what that question means. no one likes fake news here.s fa no one writes fake news in the washington post. ashingto the washington post walks out on bezos. plus, sarah has jesse walter has been naughty or nice this year. bi i ll a fox news alert. the president s son, hunter biden, is set to be indicted at any momendet tonight.g it we re monitoring it and we re going to update you throughout the hou willr. but first, when someone breaks a record, we usually celebrate it. y ce but the records we re breaking aren t cause for celebratiogn. a s a little while back, obama s secretary of homeland
yes. oh, yes. oh, i feel so good and feels sos good. yeah. you re like the audience version of a brazilian wax. you know what that means. let s welcome tonight s guests. he s a one man show, but notn choice. comedian joe machi. her side job is reading offe the pharmaceutical side effects and commercialal sids. host of the fox true crime podcast, emily campagna. he s from jersey. so most of the talking tonightg will be done by his hands. actor and comedian vince august sees like a thanksgiving ext turkey. how about £20 and extremely dry? new york times best selling auew york times best selling catches. all right. before we get some new stories, fore we get some new stories, leftovers how they did that i m like an analogy it s the leftovers where i read didn t the jokes we did news this week and as always it s my first time reading these so they well season joe mackey was salt and pepper and feed him to a grizzly bear sd o why not?t? all right. this week in dc, thieves
right? oh, yeah. oh, yeah. somebody s getting lucky after this show. it s friday. so you knos you ww what that m. let s welcome tonight s guest. i want to see his war chest and his war abs and his war. but co-host of fox and friendsbk weekend and author of that brand new book, the war on wires, peter hedges . well, hide your feelings and your son s a comedian. scarboroug sh. she s like a speed, annoying and often found in the middle of the road. new york times best selling-oh author and fox news contributor cartere-st-selli and epcot cents golf ball. new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa champion tyrus. all right, before we get toe ge some news stories, let s do this. five ravens leftovers, but up it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. and as always, it s my first time reading them. so if they , we ll send joe mackey to hamas wearing, a pride shirt and trip to new york. yes, the biden is pursuing older voters in battlegrou
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