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Thank you so much for joining us for our special coverage of the Memorial Service in the town of hono germanys leaders are gathering there right now together with thousands among them survivors and relatives to remember the victims of the racially motivated attack a far a gunman shot 9 people dead in shisha bars there 2 weeks ago he then went on to kill his mother before turning the gun on himself well the initial outpouring of grief in this city soon led to demonstrations not only in han alley itself but across the country people took to the streets to call on their governments to redouble its efforts in dealing with far right extremists well in the aftermath the german chancellor Angela Merkel described racism as a poison in society shes attending the Memorial Service today and. We will bring you german president frank of the star meyers speech live. But as we wait for him to stay to address the crowd at the memorial like to introduce to you my colleague your Political Correspondent
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Own eyes. Backhildren one generation face decisions about serious issues that did not exist when we started out. I dont think it is an exaggeration to say that in addition to Climate Change, we face more threats to our way of life than any other time in u. S. History. Because of this, i feel this is the most important election of my life. We need leadership that has guide is guided by steadfast character and intellect. I also believe we need leadership that is not at the extreme left or right, but centered, practical and reasonable, responsible. Senator bennett has all of these qualities. He also has the educational background, work, and legislative experience and character to lead this country. As debbie said after the first time we met michael three weeks separates him from other Democratic Candidates and it is why we support him. He sen. Bennet thank you, mike. Thank you so much. [applause] sen. Bennet lets give these guys a round of applause for opening up their home. Thank you, mi