and i have no idea what that means. i m mark watson. i m also a comedian, a writer, huge sports fan, and we both care about the environment. that s what this programme is all about. you ve just seen recycled footage from a bbc sports programme from 30 years ago. and even the awards are made from recycled material, which is all part of the ethos of this programme. and it s why we ve occupied the bbc sport match of the day studio. former international footballers, and now pundits, alan shearer and ian wright have been locked out. they think it s temporary, but it s a dream for me to be in this place. i ve dressed up especially for it, there s absolutely no way i m leaving without a fight. by the end of this, i ll be the official new match of the day host, theyjust don t know it yet. and with the click of the fingers, we can make ourselves feel even more at home. we re going to be highlighting athletes and organisations who are using sport to help protect the planet. we ve got five awards