75 minutes he goes and writes this thing. larry: oh, colin, i don t know why you re laughing. i don t know. larry: what is the history nobody is paying attention. ask barry to read this letter, i don t want to read that one, i want to read another one with. let him get away with it. i m larry king. should have said, barry. larry: i don t care. jerry is on fire tonight. larry: he is cooking. rolling tonight. larry: what is history of the world in 75 minutes. just that exactly what it is. what is it you don t get about that? larry: begin with genesis? no. no. way before that. no offense, i start with the new testament. no, i m kidding. but we start we start with the cavemen. we get to genesis in a way. larry: caveman? the birth of larry king, right after that. larry: oh. oh, i m sorry. excuse me. excuse me for making fun of anything.
morning. watching television and i was mindlessly sitting on a chair eating a bag of fritos. . larry: don t interrupt him, he s on a roll. write fritos we want to hear from you. she was looking at me. larry: did you write to them? not at that point. at that point, i just kind of, you know, draft adler, then the next day, i noticed that these, you know, president s messages were all over, i had some bon-ami cleanser, a thing on the side, a smudgy stamp from the president, hey, you got some issues, we want to hear from you from bon-ami. tell us what is on your mind, signed gordon bukar, ii. larry: get a break, come back and if you can remember the first letter. and we are going to read some of the new ones. more with jerry and barry after the break.
it was time to reveal the mystery. it is his fifth book coming out. ladies and gentlemen, the real author of letters from a nut is barry p. martyr, sitting next to me, who has been a colleague of mineb for over 25 years. larry: what way? he writes? a comedian. a comedy writer. larry: how have you lived, in anonymity with all this famous books, you know you did them. well, i don t know how to answer that. let s just move on. larry: thanks to barry. we will have you back soon. december 17th, you will be back. i started them. it got out of hand. larry: you did them on a lark? i did them 16 years ago in 94. the frito s bag. the way it happened i was sitting with my girlfriend, phyllis murphy, 4:00 in the
him to the world. all you people on the internet. here he is. finally, the mystery is over. larry: the name is barry martyr, the book is all new, letters from a nut by ted l. nancy. this is ted nancy. jerry stays with us. we will be right back. to workn than tylenol 8 hour. so why am i still thinking about this? how are you? good, how are you? [ male announcer ] aleve. proven better on pain. you re one of the 50 million americans with frequent heartburn. did you know, with prilosec otc, you can stop frequent heartburn before it starts? heartburn happens when stomach acid refluxes, or backs up into the esophagus. this causes the burning sensation in your chest, known as heartburn. with just one pill a day, prilosec otc treats frequent heartburn for 24 hours, providing all-day and all-night protection. here s how it works prilosec otc s unique delayed-release system protects the medicine as it passes through the stomach s tough acid. the medicine then gets absorbed into the body,