Scale. Jimmy so you were seeing it for the first time in like real life. Yes. Jimmy was there an actual castle to go into . Lots of it was real. Bill wanted to make sure as much as possible the sets, everything, was real, but there were some parts of it which werent. Jimmy that had to be real. But the snowball you had to take in the face. That doesnt make any sense to me. Confusing. Jimmy you have an interesting hobby. I want to ask you about this photograph. This is something that youve done regularly . Yeah, so in my spare time, i am this is a phrase that i have coined myself. Im a book ninja. And i ninja my way around public places, mostly the tube, well, the underground, which is what we call it in the uk. And i leave books for commuters. Jimmy for people to find . For people to find and then read and hopefully pass on. Jimmy do you right a note in the book so they know who it came from . I do. I write a little message, dear, whoever has found this book, you know, we really hope th
Featuring Martina Mcbride and the legendary roots crew. Questlove 633, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, everybody welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. Hey. Hot crowd tonight. Steve crazy. Jimmy this is it right here. [ cheers and applause ] just what we want. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. This is the show to be at. [ cheers and appe youre here. Were live in new york city. Hey. Heres what people are talking about. Of course, tonight President Trump gave his big speech to congress. Yeah. I saw that beforehand democrats came out with a prebuttal to counter some of trumps talking points. [ laughter ] a prebuttal. [ laughter ] they say that they know what trump is going to say before he says it. [ light laughter ] or as trump put it, must be nice. I just open my mouth and the best words come out. I just [ laughter and applause ] i dont know what it is. No
Released their annual ranking of the best countries in the world, and the United States, you know how we always say were number one . Turns out were not number one. That honor goes to switzerland. Switzerland was named the best country in the world. Based on several factors including power, quality of life, economic influence, and tiny little army knife production. [ laughter ] the u. S. Dropped from fourth to seventh. Canada is number two. Which i think means were going to have to build a wall up there too, im sorry. [ laughter ] sweden came in sixth. One ahead of us, sweden. Which, come on we got beat. By theres no way we rank below a country where you have to assemble your own furniture, i just dont buy it. Meanwhile as our standing in the world drops former president obama couldnt care less. Hes living the life of a third grade teacher on the first day of summer break. Obama, his wife michelle, were spotted at the National Gallery of art and much of bees made of th which is totally
Released their annual ranking of the best countries in the world, and the United States, you know how we always say were number one . Turns out were not number one. That honor goes to switzerland. Switzerland was named the best country in the world. Based on several factors including power, quality of life, economic influence, and tiny little army knife production. [ laughter ] the u. S. Dropped from fourth to seventh. Canada is number two. Which i think means were going to have to build a wall up there too, im sorry. [ laughter ] sweden came in sixth. One ahead of us, sweden. Which, come on we got beat. By theres no way we rank below a country where you have to assemble your own furniture, i just dont buy it. Meanwhile as our standing in the world drops former president obama couldnt care less. Hes living the life of a third grade teacher on the first day of summer break. Obama, his wife michelle, were spotted at the National Gallery of art and much of bees made of this outfit he was
Geography. Do you like geography . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so heres a map of the united states. Its the most sexually diseased states. Now, as a general rule, the state with the most stds is traditionally whichever state where the bachelor is shooting, but not in this case. California finished 16th, which is better than i thought we would do. You know, Charlie Sheen lives here. But the number one most sexually diseased state, is fortunately, not attached to us. It is right there, alaska. [ applause ] and the reason they have the most stds in alaska is, have you ever tried to open a condom while youre wearing mittens . [ laughter ] guillermo, youre wearing mittens. Yes, jimmy. Jimmy you have a condom in your hands. Give it a try. To give you an idea of how difficult this is. Even practiced in this, this afternoon, right . Yeah. Can i use my teeth . Yeah, you can use anything, but dont bite into the you, you know. I dont want to have to heimlich you here. So you can see what im say