Featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs stephen hey, everybody cheers and applause welcome to the late show. Hey whats going on . Im Stephen Colbert. Thank you so much. Thank you, my friend. Chris, hey paul, whats going on . Hey, jesse. Welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Hows everybody doing tonight . Feeling all right . cheers and applause wow, that is good to hear because this weekend some jerk a couple different places around new york city. Thankfully, no one was killed, and everyone who was injured is out of the hospital. cheers and applause at this point, cant we assume that any new yorker buying a Pressure Cooker is up to no good . laughter no one who lives here cooks. In fact, if you dont have a seamless account, the f. B. I. Has some questions for you. laughter one reason more people werent hurt is that this guy is this is that this jerk left duffel bags on the
The fly. In this insanely difficult moment, we are tasked with trying to make some sense of it if there is indeed any sense to be made. How crazy is it out there . Just look at the stock of boeing, which has spent ages lost in the wilderness after a long period of outperformance. This morning, the Company Raised its earnings and revenue forecast, so the stock rallied four points before the opening. Then management told you that part of the enterprise had soft sales, namely mature widebody aircraft, and the stock plummeted 6 bucks from that premarket high. But then when boeing made it clear that demand for its narrow bodied plane is possibly off the charts, the stock snapped right back to where it was in premarket trading and then exceeded that, closing up more 6 bucks. So look at the arc of that roller coaster ride. In a single session, the Company Guides up on earnings and sales. The judgments accepted. Then its rejected, and then its accepted again all within two hours. We have to as
Night, if all goes as expected, if the polls are accurate, if the projections are correct, i will be the next Vice President of the United States [ cheers and applause ] thank you. So i have my luggage packed because as soon as i am officially declared the winner after i receive the obligatory calls of congratulation and concession from the lose esreservers, aka mike pence and tim kaine, i will force two, i will shove joe biden out of air force two, and fly directly to my new home in washington, d. C. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. I brought my own pillow so i can nap on the way there. Im not using joe bidens pillows, ill going to have my own. People ask me, how can you be so confident . The rope is simple. Ive surrounded myself with people who only tell me what i want to hear. Am i going to win tomorrow . Jimmy how do i look tonight, guillermo . Guillermo great, fantastic jimmy thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i feel like i look great because i feel great because of
The reason i have these bags is because by this time tomorrow night, if all goes as expected, if the polls are accurate, if the projections are correct, i will be the next Vice President of the United States [ cheers and applause ] thank you. So i have my luggage packed because as soon as i am officially declared the winner after i receive the obligatory calls of congratulation and concession from the lose esreservers, aka mike pence and tim kaine, i will leap on air force two, i will shove joe biden out of air force two, and fly directly to my new home in washington, d. C. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. I brought my own pillow so i can nap on the way there. Im not using joe bidens pillows, ill going to have my own. People ask me, how can you be so confident . The rope is simple. Ive surrounded myself with people who only tell me what i want to hear. Am i going to win tomorrow . Guillermo youre going to win tomorrow, yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how d guillermo .
Because by this time tomorrow night, if all goes as expected, if the polls are accurate, if the projections are correct, i will be the next Vice President of the United States [ cheers and applause ] thank you. So i have my luggage packed because as soon as i am ofcially declared the winner after i receive the obligatory calls of congratulation and concession from the lose esreservers, aka mike pence and tim kaine, i force two, i will shove joe biden out of air force two, and fly directly to my new home in washington, d. C. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. I brought my own pillow so i can nap on the way there. Im not using joe bidens pillows, ill going to have my own. People ask me, how can you be so confident . The rope is simple. Ive surrounded myself with people who only tell me what i want to hear. Am i going to win tomorrow . Jimmy how do i look tonight, guillermo . Guillermo great, fantastic jimmy thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i feel like i look great because