director, this is what the president said. the fbi director is wrong. i asked general michael hayden, the former cia director under president bush what he thought of all this. he said, quote, it is amazing to me that an american president would say something like this, let alone believe it. trump believes it, and some of my fellow americans believe it. it saddens me beyond words, unquote. now the president s statement also seems to run directly contrary to what the law states. quote, it shall be unlawful for foreign national directly or indirectly to make a contribution or donation of money or other thing of value in connection with a federal, state or local election. we re now in unchartered territory. maybe we ve been here for a while but it s just never been so clear before that we re here. defenders of the president and the media and on capitol hill today twisted themselves into balloon animals trying to act as if the president didn t really
seinf seinfeld and chris rock and dennis miller. you hung with them? did they shun you? they would toss me a quarter and go away. did you think you were going to make it big as a standup? i never had that feeling. my passion was always broadcasting and radio. i never gave up my radio career. then i got into tv by accident. that s another story. broadcasting, radio and tv was my thing. that was your goal? that was my goal. sometimes you have a bad night and you don t do well. always. when they heckle new york is a tough town. the worst audiences are prom audiences where you did prom? i did make small balloon animals, too. those are tough. the guy would rather impress his date. i did one of that s where i met valerie harper, her mom
they don t pay you guys anything to do standup. especially in new york you don t get paid unless you re a huge guy. you get cab fare, 10, 15 bucks. i m making a little more now. see, it s working. the material works. you have to go up every single night or don t maintain your timing and sense of ability to do it. you have to go up night after night after night. sometimes you have a bad night and don t do well. always. so when they re heckling you, new york, tough town, if you re not funny there, they re throwing stuff at you. the worst stuff is the prom audience. prom. you did bar mitzvahs too? i d do balloon animals. the guy would rather impress his date in the blue powder suit. i did one of the hospitals where i first met valerie harper. her mom was sick. we did it for free. i thought if i m going to give this a shot, get more experience, go up two, three times a day. i go how do you do that? during the day, go to the hospital and try to make the
they don t pay you guys anything to do standup. especially in new york you don t get paid unless you re a huge guy. you get cab fare, 10, 15 bucks. i m making a little more now. see, it s working. the material works. you have to go up every single night or don t maintain your timing and sense of ability to do it. you have to go up night after night after night. sometimes you have a bad night and don t do well. always. so when they re heckling you, new york, tough town, if you re not funny there, they re throwing stuff at you. the worst stuff is the prom audience. prom. you did bar mitzvahs too? i d do balloon animals. the guy would rather impress his date in the blue powder suit. i did one of the hospitals where i first met valerie harper. her mom was sick. we did it for free. i thought if i m going to give this a shot, get more experience, go up two, three times a day. i go how do you do that? during the day, go to the hospital and try to make the
are you taking cuban s dire talk seriously? i am. it sounds like he is promoting a week in daytona beach. come to college implosion. we have shots for 10 cents. ladies you drink for free. i m on board. i wish i wouldn t have gone to college. basically my college diploma is a receipt mocking me on the wall. there is no major for stand up comedy. what did you waste $100,000 on? journalism. how appropriate! it was gross. that is literally a step below clown colors. i wish i would have learned balloon animals. joanne, you probably haven t started paying off your massive debt. i have and i went to school on full tuition scholarship. i have been paying off room and board the past four years and i have five more to go. it is so expensive, college. i had a great time and i think