hey, you doing everybody? aha. it s friday so you know what that means? let s welcome tonight s guests. like a genie she can also fit in a bottle. co-host of america s newsroom, dana perino. hide him from your wives because he ll probably kill themselves. comedian joe matchy and my thirty favorite lou. mr. that joke is not funny anymore lou perez. she does her best lifting at the gym. bestselling author kat timpf. [applause] alright. yeah. okay. before we get to some news stories let s do this. gregs left overs it s left overs where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and it s my first time reading them so if they suck we ll throw mackey in a meat grinder and make meatballs and force feed them to steve doocy. up first. medical researchers say nose picking can lead to memory loss. [lau [laughter] i really don t have to say anything. this is easy. speaking of joe, yesterday special counsel investigating joe biden s counsel called him an elderly man with a poor
not to be outdone, the print media also chiming in. the washington post called the conspiratorial. i guess they haven t been watching msnbc and cnn fake news for a year and a half. these so-called journalists, did they even watch last night s monologue or that were they to dumb to follow a simple analogy? as i said last night, let s help them follow the bouncing ball.e so even they can get it. i will talk slowly so the mainstream media understands. comey was the director of the fbi.re he compared the president to a mob boss. now we know it is sammy the bull gravano. i called comey out on what he did and i talked about what real mob bosses are like and we reminded them about al capone and lucky luciano and john gotti. then i used the former director s criminalization of political differences, now known as the comey standard, to call out the misdeeds and frankly the crimes of a few champions of the left wing in this country.