as you know, our definition of awesome covers all sorts of things from amazing robots to jokers in russia with a giant deer statue in the back of their truck. sometimes we hail great scientific achievement or works of art, sometimes great phenomenon of the universe, and other times, great moments of, well, i don t know what. you can t stop we re so proud to be able to bring you this ridiculousness, so there s no way we could do a 3/4 of a year in a review show without the favorite click 3s of that time. and that is a tall order. we ve done 143 segments, meaning 429 awesome things on the internet, give or take. so, choosing the three awesomest out of all that awesomeness is almost too awesome to ask for one awesome to awesome, and i present to you the three awesomest things on the internet
one awesome to awesome. but it must be done, so i present you the three awesomest things on the internet for 3/4 of 2013. the first thing came to us on may 11st, who said, simply, dude, this. this was referring to the ryan gosling peop gosling miehms, surpassing all the knockoff miehms, this is ryan gosling won t eat his cereal. these are a series of six-second vine videos. the title explains it all. as entertainment weekly put it, just a spoonful of cereal slowly inching towards his beautiful but tortured face on a television screen. the idea came to him while watching drive and eating cereal. the results were amazing. so inspired were we, we created one of our very own. i just don t care for corn pops. the second awesomest thing we brought you on october 22nd, introducing mr. chris hayes, investigative reporter for fox 2
click three. the three awesomest things we found on the internet that day. our definition of awesome is broad enough to cover things like robots to jokers in russia with a giant deer statue in the back of their truck. sometimes we hail great scientific achievement, other times, great moments of, well, i don t know what. we re so proud to be able to bring you this ridiculousness, there s no way we could do a year in review show without naming our three favorite click 3s. we have done the click 3 segment a total of 143 times, which is 429 awesome things we have found on the internet, give or take. so choosing the three awesomest out of all that awesomeness is almost too awesome a task for
news in st. louis. ray lives with his wife and two boys. these won seven emmy awards and by all accounts, he s an intrepid reporter. tabbottle demanded we leave the report. a sign says it all, no media or reporters, especially chris hayes. that s a badge of honor. but another thing about chris hayes, fox 2 s chris hayes should not be confused with msnbc s chris hayes. but he is. night after night, he s bombarded on twitter by who think they re interacting with this show. he couldn t be nicer. i work in st. louis. even to the mean ones, like the people saying, you re an idiot, he s exceptionally patient. thank you, but you re looking for chris hill hayes. and no apology never. a class act. and he s still there, still responding. i heart chris hayes. the third awesomest thing on the internet this year. after careful deliberation, it was a unanimous choice, we go
the holidays, but please, please, please, don t try this at home. the third awesomest thing on the internet comes from deadspin, where they have posted an anonymous tipster provided them with the following voice mail message. there is very little context for the sound we re about to hear. all we know is this woman, believed to be some kind of recruiter, didn t properly hang up the phone and she has an adorable conversation with her little care bear. this is a message for [ bleep ]. this is [ bleep ]. please give me a call. you can reach me at [ bleep ]. again, [ bleep ]. i look forward to speaking with you. [ clicking ] oh, cutie that you are! because you are so precious. come here! come here, my little monkey. my little bear. oh, will you stop it? you re just crazy. i love my little beary-kins. you can stay here. you re in demand, my little boo-boo. you re in demand my little