i miss the old days. where the hell did that come from. hey. [cheers and applause] wait a second, who are you. what do you mean, i m you. i m you from eight years ago, man. the ghost of biden past. boom. how can be you be me? you seem so happy, so care-free, so, so what is the word i m looking for? lucid. where i m from we re still vp. easiest gig in the world. we re like america s whacky neighbor you know. pop in with an ice cream cone, aviator shades, finger guns, shake a few hands, rub a issue shoulders. you can t do that anymore. which one, rubbing shoulders or shaking hand. both. this doesn t sound sexist but you have to smile more, sweetie.
election. would you get it? well, i think that s going to be an issue for all of us. i will say that i would not trust donald trump greg: adorable. so what does joe have to say now? look. look, you can t just what i said before the election. i was in my basement for like a year. come on, man. and i got nothing against vaccines. i just want them to be transparent. you know, i like transparency. i like things you can see right through. you know, like aviator shades or kamala s desire to take my job. bravo. greg: what do you make of this misinformation. first of all i really love the jazz hands he does greg: yeah. i missed that the first time. i read the newspaper and i try to stay up. i am completely confused.
the back and made himself right at home! it s the guy who put on a pair of aviator shades and fired up the yellow corvette for this video last month. hey, do you want to come and pick me up? what? what the had heel are you doing? yellow? seriously? yellow? get in the car. oh, [ bleep ]! but this is the west wing. oh, it s locked! just check for me. no? i m going to remember that! these are the kind of moments that built the legend of joe biden and given rise to this. the president of vice. a fake auto biography produced by the onion.
you left there at the moon. martha: get some gas, pick up some snacks. they have those there, right. bill: right, just like the exit on the turnpike in jersey. martha: i m very exited oriented. i m from new jersey. this is coming up in a moment, a forceful defense of the president s economic record from a man who once occupied the oval office hip self. we will take a look at the claim from president clinton that no one could have turned the count throw around in four years. is it true? bill: apparently taking a page from the hollywood hit catch me if you can, trying to con his way across efforts with aviator shades, a uniform and one heck of a poker face. martha: that s a story. the age of the great pretend der. i play the game but to my real
deal going. the tragic death of andrew breitbart, his controversial life and his tv appearance on the show two nights ago. just as herman cain was known as the 999 candidate, they made santorum the 666 candidate and worried about satan and all that far type of stuff. love him or loathe him, he always had something provocative to say and the people who knew him best pay their tributes. and only in america, feel the need, the need for speed but not for a is he kwel. why do we need top gun 2? shouldn t hollywood leave some blockbusters alone? this is piers morgan tonight. the big story, politics, all lies on super tuesday with ten states across the country voting. this is rick santorum on his strategy for the big day. i said from the very beginning this is an episode of survivor. we just need to stay on the island, not get voted off, keep plugging, stay on message and have hopefully the grassroots of conservatives that support us and i think you are seeing that now