2 weeks ago
BRANTFORD, ON – The queen of a local ant colony awoke on Mother’s Day to find herself bombarded with thousands upon thousands of cards from her children.
“Thank you, Anthony, that’s very sweet,” said the queen as she read yet another card. “Oh, and look, it says ‘I’ve got six arms and one big hug waiting for you,’ isn’t that cute.”
After being served nectar in bed, the queen began receiving 27,000 cards, 14,000 bouquets, 11,500 boxes of chocolates, 8,000 gift certificates, and one tiny luggage set from Albert, who annoyed his 60,500 siblings by trying way too hard.
“Now this one says ‘You’re a great mom