peanut water. therefore, the tsa is wrong, but can you blame them? it s an agency under the watchful eye of this guy. [audience groans] a dude who literally looks like a peanut. [laughter] technically, with this definition, everything on earth is a fluid. our cells are fluid. by the way, who travels with peanut butter? pico welcome apparently greg: aside from jim norton, but go ahead. michele: i think it was a priest or someone who tweeted they got scepter they think of peanut butter. so you re thinking, why are you bringing that much peanut butter on a plane? toothpaste is also considered one of those things you have to put in a plastic bag. that is a paste. so i can see peanut butter being the same as a paste. they need to be procedures, i get all that. he was the practical thing. if i m peter pan or skippy or jof right now, i am marketing travel size pic containers of
journey. ban books about the holocaust. ban books about slavery. speak of how disgraceful we want to terrorize the very people who love our children. bills like this make schools more hostile and, make no mistake, it results in hate, bigotry, and, yes, sometimes death. keep culture wars out of classrooms. i can say what my progressive value is, and that his freedom over fascism. [audience groans] disgraceful, hateful, fascist, death sentence. i haven t heard this much hyperbole since i was forced to describe my abs to a blind person. jim, you date students. [laughter] when you talk to their parents, it must be tough going for you, because they are generally of your stresses and how they have a man three times the age of their high school senior. jim: i tell them about the
and for $20, chris wallace will give you a foot rub. [laughter] and for an extra $8 come he ll give you a cnn plus. kat: oh, god! [audience groans] greg: you know what that is, huh cannot hold the peanut butter. you know what? the place looks like a lot of fun. there s an entire wing dedicated to this guy. [laughter] it s a gallery that showcases failed products and services from around the world. stuff like coke 2, crystal pepsi, delorean s, google glass, and bic for her, which was just a pen. but it s sparkly colors. this is real. colgate brand beef lasagna. it sounds like a hit to me. i won t have to brush my teeth after! i already floss with their fettuccine. the website explains that the museum aims to stimulate
huh? [audience groans] what? michele: too soon? thomas edison, all these people who failed and failed and failed before they succeeded. we could put joe biden in there although he is still failing. but that would work. greg: he fails upward. michele: and there would be the wing of failing upward. i like people s failures rather than product failures. i think those are more impactful. kat: i think mine were mostly believing people who said they love me. greg: aww. kat: imagine how i felt! [laughter] greg: jim, when you go to this museum? jim: enemy to go. i can talk to any millennial. [laughter] greg: [laughs] jim: there s already a museum of failure in brooklyn. this is the second one.
stepped down after a 40 one-year career with the company. it has a retirement party was given an engraved mug with his name spelled wrong. [laughter] former president donald trump is facing threat of arrest for allegedly paying hush money to porn star stormy daniels. his lawyers say it s on the first time she s ignored a gag order. [audience groans] i don t get it! anyway, a new study shows aircraft noise can cause heart damage, especially if what you hear is welcome to spirit air. [laughter] so mean. video has surfaced of anthony fauci going anthony fauci going door-to-door in a d.c. neighborhood to talk people into getting the vaccine. he was also selling those little cookies he makes in his tree. [laughter]