sidekick, bill schulz. and he knocks audiences dead with his humor and his giant, bloody shovel. it is comedian tom shalou. and all of his words are written by turds. good to see you, pinch. according to the rogues, 37 years og today a ago today jaws opened in theaters everywhere expint deuced the con september of summer blockbusters. i would like to act out one of the film s more memorable scenes. back to you. thank you. that was scary. i hope for a sequel. so did obama, did president obama once tickle a
they do. let s discuss this lightning rooooouuunnnnnddd. lightning round. tom, this refutes the idea that i often propogate that these majors are worthless. it does refute the idea. there is an old saying, do what you love and you will never work-a-day in your life. that s true. that s what these people are doing. you know it goes back to bullying? really? yes. this is the system that has worked for generations. they drive us into the art room and the chorus. we explore the arts to get us away from the bullies. then we exceed and we grow up and have wonderful lives. here i am on television. the bullies are sitting in a bar drinking and work for an investment bank. we always win. we should keep the system as it is and stop trying to stamp out the bully. it is working just fine. that is the strangest, but
president going on eight years. my theory is right. we don t regard him as a politician. the only fact missing from his book is his birth in kenya. how did they leave that out? it is so widely known. everybody knows he was born in kenya, tom. they have a make your own birth certificate at the end. choose your own country. all right, we have beaten this to dead. from hard heads to potheads. republican lawmakers in new york state have nexted a proposal to de criminalize the open possession of small amounts of marijuana. i have no idea what that means. they pushed the bill as a matter of justice. many black and latino men were busted because at frisks they were forced to empty their
was one labeled for stand up your nation only. urination only. intern never pays for music. we get the information to use a picture of her on-line. npr said no. she could use get all of the free stuff she wants, but she asserts her copyright protection when we ask to use a photo. classic. this is my fault. you have to send in this year s donation. tom you said she is being reasonable. listen to this quote, all i require is the ability to listen to what i want, when i want and how i want it. is that so much to ask? she is willing to pay some monthly subscription. she is a consumer 6789 she
maybe a little too special. tom, i can t decide if that was the greatest graduation speech ever or a nasty thing to do. i love this guy. we need more guys like this. there are two things that every kid leaves school knowing. one they are special. two, that the earth is sacred. i am battling both of these in my home. i read to my daughter i stick my story in her bedtime story. dear agnes, mother earth is not your real mother. but your mommy is. and mother earth is actually quite indiffer represent to your suffering. mother earthed will kill you if given the chance. i told her that the other day. ing a agnes, if are you in the woods and you come upon a hyena?