This is, i think i know. This man is in the bathroom, though. He will not see me eating here to watch my mouth fill up with dough. Stephen oh, that is so moving. Im sorry i stereotyped you. Youre forgiven my good man. Now, give me leave so i can be alone with my poetry. Stephen of course. Though, al, parting is such sweet sorrow. Dont you mean pizza party is such sweet sbarro . cheers and applause announcer tonight, stephen welcomes rose byrne, bobby flay, and weird al yankovic cheers and applause featuring jon batiste and stay human and now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen hey cheers and applause stephen hey, welcome thank you so much cheers and applause whats going on good to see ya hey cheers and applause whoo thats good energy thank you so much, everybody thank you so much wow i gotta tell ya, im incredibly grateful. Im so grateful for all that energy. You can feel it. This room is electric right now. I feel lik
Snow. Listen to this, whose pizza this is, i think i know. This man is in the bathroom, though. He will not see me eating here to watch my mouth fill up with dough. Stephen oh, that is so moving. Im sorry i stereotyped you. Youre forgiven my good man. Give me leave so i can be alone with my poetry. Stephen of course. Though, al, parting is such sweet sorrow. Dont you mean pizza party is such swede sabarro . cheers and applause announcer tonight, stephen welcomes rose byrne bobby flay and weird al yankovic cheers and applause featuring jon batiste and stay human and now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause grateful. Im so grateful for all that energy. You can feel it. This room is electric right now. I feel like i could take this audience, i could grind them up and snort them, that would be fantastic and totally legal, too. Thank you so much. I need that energy. I came out here a little bit quieter tonight because i was up a lit
Could use some of that healing stuff that prince had. Yeah a solo would do it. The 7day looking nice. It will be hot tomorrow, but the weekend, good deal. 93 tomorrow, and not that humid. 90 on sunday. Less humid, and into the 80s to start the week, and not really humid at all. A perfect monday. Be sure to get out and enjoy yourself. Take advantage. Thats right. You made it, everybody. Thats it for us tonight. Have a good one. Okawhoa ady . [ explosion ] nothing should get in the way of the things you love. Get americas fastest internet. Stephen hey, weird al. I just wanted to stop by before the show and say, uh are you listening to Classical Music and reading poetry . Absolutely, stephen. Are you surprised . Stephen its just that youre weird al. Oh, i see. Because my name begins with the word weird, you presume me to be an uncouth gutter snipe. Stephen no, youre just known for doing parodies of pop songs. Thats not exactly highbrow. Ill have you know that i also do parodies of great p
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