happy thursday, everybody. so sometimes the univers einsometimes the univers you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting jesse the 8 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micro. yes here s here s another example. the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis.me if you ve never heard of them, here s a taste. the tonight, the united states killed the leader of isis. trump comes out of the situation room at midnight. he walks up and for the entire world at midnight just goes abu bakr al-baghdadi is dead. he died like a dog in front of of the whole world. abu, we can hear him crying ,said abu, don t let me tell you something. abu kraidy great, great. a bit. i wouldn t have crie quitd, right?ve crie baghdadi that s when we were all going. he s funny and he does trump better than alec. tha plus, plus, he hasn t shot anyone yet.. but what s special about gillis is that he beat cancel culture.e in 2019, he was hired as a cast me
of white privilege, ignoring y a congressional subpoena. what are you afraid of? you have no. the hunter biden smash and grab on capitol hill. i m going to take all the journalists. i m check all thl the folks whe all around and disappear. donald trump is the end of democracy as we know. principles was all he s the antichrist. g to. gachrist. is going to murder the . and it s only januar.y and you can get that god. i just went back to remote? learning kids. migrants need to sleep at your schools. plus, i don t work my tail end off. we think all of my life working, ,drugs and rock and roll. you know what it means. it s a lifestyle. hat led zeppelin drummer john bonham got kicked out of the chateau marmont fort ri riding his harley up and down the halls. billy idodil trashed a thai hotel so badly they had to bring in the army hol. keith richards snorted his dad s ashes afterwards, said it went down pretty well. and i m still alive. ozzy osborne snorted a line of
thank sit down. you girl scouts over. s sit out. all right. it s friday, so you know what that meanriday, ss. let s welcome tonight s guests. these favorite karaoke let song iste karaoke the pledge of allegiance. fox and friends , we had a house beat eggs in, took our drivers test on a tractor. co-host of the bottom line on fox business. and they made out t she s leand queen and could pass for a teen. new york times f selling authr a the statue of liberty looks the new york times ty looks best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champio n. all right, before we get to some new stories, let s do this greg s leftovers. but bup, bup, bup, bup.vers it s leftovers where i reade the jokes. we did news this week. and as always,this it s my first time reading them. so if they , we ll roll. joe mackie in a carpet and tossp them off a bridge. g yeah. all right, here we go.re w harvard president. claudine resigned after accusations of plagiarisaudinem said she
tonight. jesse: welcome to jesse watters primetime. tonight it is not worthy of harvard. it is not what harvard s on you. you don t get special treatment. jesse: harvard s first black female president fire to. you are fired! get out of here! jesse: marjorie taylor greene swatted eight times for prime time debut tonight. one person assured of victory kind of undermines their whole idea of democracy, don t you think? jesse: a former spook claims the cia will finagle the next election. plus. harvard university always held the title of most elite ivy league school. sorry, yale. harvard university was the first college ever established in the american colonies way back in 1636 when joe biden was just a young lad. taking the name of an english clergyman who donated his library in a state for the greater good of the country. and harvard always put america first. during the american revolution, harvard move their students off campus and provided housing to the c
welcome to a special edition of jesse waters prime time. i m kelll editioofy mcinerney. there s one thing that every republican candidate has in common. the second you start to become popular, the liberal media will come after you. he s seen it tikayle and time fr again. it s true for trump, desantis. it even happened trump to viveke he made a splash at the debates. and today, it s true for nikki haley. at a town hall event yesterday. . . question about the civil waras . what was the cause of the united states civil wawas thr and what don t come with an caue easy question, right? i mean, i think the cause of the civil war was basically h how government was going to run the freedoms and what people could and couldn t do. what do you think the cause of the civil war was? k thi m not running for preside. i want to use a good thing forps the causide of the civil war.es i mean, i think it always comes down to the role of government and what the rights of the people are. an