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To be blamed for everything that has ever happened. Why not . Why not, yeah, why not . Join the debate by saying more crazy things. Amidst the attacks making their case to the voters. I prepared to be president and i think thats a good thing. I think my strongest asset, maybe by far, is my temperament. Our Powerhouse Political Team here this morning breaking down the crucial first showdown on a special edition of gma. And good morning, america. What a showdown last night. You know, ive been involved in every president ial debate going back 30 years. Never seen anything like this. It was fierce. It was personal. Both candidates relentless. This race is like none weve ever seen before. Absolutely. No question about that, unusual race, unforgettable debate. Lets look at Hillary Clinton. She stopped by a watch Party Last Night to celebrate her looked pretty happy right there. Donald trump decided to skip his. He went straight to reporters in the spin room to declare victory. Last nights de
Join the debate by saying more crazy things. Amidst the attacks making their case to the voters. I prepared to be president and i think thats a good thing. [ applause ] i think my strongest asset, maybe by far, is my temperament. Our Powerhouse Political Team here this morning breaking down the crucial first showdown on a special edition of gma. And good morning, america. What a showdown last night. You know, ive been involved in every president ial debate going back 30 years. Never seen anything like this. It was fierce. It was personal. Both candidates relentless. This race is like none weve ever seen before. Absolutely. No question about that, unusual race, unforgettable debate. Lets look at Hillary Clinton. She stopped by a watch Party Last Night to celebrate her debate performance. Looked pretty happy right there. Donald trump decided to skip his. He went straight to reporters in the spin room to declare victory. Last nights debate expected to grab an historic audience. The debate
Blamed for everything that has ever happened. Why not. Why not, yeah, why not. Join the debate by saying more crazy things. Amidst the attacks making their case to the voters. I prepared to be president and i think thats a good thing. I think my strongest asset may be by far is my temperament. Our Powerhouse Political Team here this morning breaking down the crucial first showdown on a special edition of gma. And good morning, america. What a showdown last night. You know, ive been involved in every president ial debate going back 30 years. Never seen anything like this. It was fierce, personal. Both candidates relentless. This race is like none weve ever seen before. Absolutely. No question about that, unusual race, unforgettable debate. Lets look at Hillary Clinton. Looked pretty happy right there. Donald trump decided to skip his. He went straight to reporters in the spin room to declare victory. Last nights debate expected to grab historic audience, the debate generating nearly 7 m
Time machine cost . Stephen it came with the boat. Stephen well, if there is nothing else, ive got to do a show tonight. Stephen whos on tonight . Stephen Morgan Freeman. Stephen oh i remember that show it was really good youre so excited afterwards you go out and buy a boat dont do it announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Morgan Freeman, judith light and musical guest Jimmy Eat World, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . Captioning sponsored by cbs stephen hey yeah whoo how are you, jon . cheers and applause yeah yeah thank you thank you thank you, everybody this audience is a gift from god thank you very much, everybody. Or if youre an atheist, theyre a gift from an indifferent university. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Thank you for being in here, out there. We are still trying to figure out who won mondays president ial debate. Democra