I get to the presidential ballot part and I find that there is no candidate named Art Kumbalek, so that the smart-thinking voter is denied his/her/them/there/we/together/us to vote for a Eugene V. Debs kind-of guy like me.
President-elect Art Kumbalek will enjoy a nice cocktail or three during the morning of Wednesday, Nov. 6, as he contemplates his proposed War On Stupidity initiative.