he has a little guy, they are adjusted for someone who seems like this. and i have spots. and it s the worst day to have spots, because today is a big day, this is a big show. kat, this is our two-year anniversary show! [cheers and applause] yeah, well, this marriage of the three of us is off to a great start with greg forgetting it s our anniversary and running off to germany to make art films like he is lord for quad. yes, look at that, you see it. yep! not my blue buttons! anyways, thanks for nothing, greg. no, but thank you, greg, kat, staff, team, and our amazing fans for making us number 1. [applause] and let s not forget jean who does all of the dancing and singing and annoying things. [applause] but we will not put the camera on him, not even for a second. [laughs] that sounded like greg coming out to the monologue. so if a coward dies a thousand deaths and a soldier dies but once, how many times do they get to attempt to end them? in the case of those going after pre
week. because the news is really boring right now and he had to come up with something. greg: tonight monologue, evil. yeah. an uplifting topic, right? it was either evil or this. you re the guy who said gonorrhea was more worse than the cold. i ll bet you never have a cold that felt just like that, did you? i must ve got it on the toilet seat. that s a hell of a place to take a girl. greg: i love that! yeah, i will take evil. evil obviously exists but does calling people evil help you win an argument? or is it like me after three afro sports is, just too easy? and really, when someone does something awful, just saying it s evil won t stop it. i mean, the view is in its 25th year. [scattered laughter] greg: i kid. they aren t evil, they re just wrong. so what is evil? well, communists are evil, fascists are evil. cats are evil. especially that one. when you get in a debate about stuff, such evil branding sucks. the left will often call you evil to end conversa
bucket dirt bag will spend four years in jailbird that s one fo every follicle. the reason is stealing $300,000 from stars trip or, the next missus gill gil mead, stormy daniels. i m getting. that relationship would never work with her book outselling history-1. but, she stole 300 grand from storming, i wonder if it was al in one spirit that was too easy. went to some lawyers for comment. the hedgehog centipede apparently, part of his sentenc will be served concurrently, which means done at the same time, kat. hopefully stormy game him advic on not to do that at the same time. they call that airtight. thank you, kennedy. that is how you know you are as leaves when you have to serve a sentence while you re already serving is sentence freight if you remember and i don t becaus i snorted too much relief factor . he is serving to and a half years for trying to extort millions of dollars from sportswear giant nike, when he was heard complaining about the sentence, the judge to
bucket dirtbag was sentenced to four years in jail. that s one year for everyll follicle. the reasonic for stealing three hundred grand from star, stripper the next mrs.th kilmeae stormy daniels. i m kidding that relationship would never work well with her. book out selling kilbey three to one . but yeah abenaki stolele three hundred grand from stormi wonder if it was all in one tooa easyt he went to some lawyers for comment a hedgehog centipede apparently part of his sentence will be served concurrently which means done at the same time at hopefully stormi gave him advice on how to do that same time they callig that airtight. thank you kennedy. but that s how you know you reer astley s when you have to serve a sentence while you re already serving a sentence if you remember and i don t because i snorted too much relief factor. avnery is currently serving two and a half years for trying to extort millions of dollars from sportswear giant nikeom whent overnight he was heardth