See that unblurred man meat. [laughter] and finally, avatar has made over a billion dollars. I wouldnt mind a taste of that sweet action, so i thought id translated our closing credits into navi and made them 3d. So everyone, put on your glasses and enjoy. See you next week. Goodnight [applause] ah from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon hey, welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Our guest tonight is, were very excited for our guest tonight malala yousafzai. You remember . [cheers and applause] she is the girl who was attacked by the taliban, shot merely for speaking out about a girls right to education. Shes here tonight at 11 00 p. M. On a school night. [ laughter ] because she is irresponsible. [ laughter ] malala and im totally fan girling [cheers and applause] i dont know. [cheers and applause] someone in the audience taught me what that is. They asked
[ laughter ] because she is irresponsible. [ laughter ] malala and im totally fan girling [cheers and applause] i dont know. [cheers and applause] someone in the audience taught me what that is. They asked me if i was fan girl being something and i was like, i dont know what you are saying. They explained it to me. You fan girl hard or you dont. And you also have to put your hands like this. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] shes on the show tonight. Now [cheers and applause] here is another reason im excited. Im not leading off with the Government Shutdown. Not doing it. Tired of it. Switching it up. Swept for this one thing getting under my skin. Theres a republican lack of what i like to call ownership over the current predicament. This is harry reids shutdown. This is not the republican shutdown. This is harry connick, jr. And brac bracs shut Barack Obamas shutdown. Democrats refused to budge. No willingness at all to compromise. The president wont negotiate. Jon its not their shu
What i like to call ownership over the current predicament. This is harry reids shutdown. This is not the republican shutdown. This is harry connick, jr. And brac bracs shut Barack Obamas shutdown. Democrats refused to budge. No willingness at all to compromise. The president wont negotiate. Jon its not their shurtdown. Is their name on the shutdown . They didnt do it. Oj did it. I blame oj. If you glove doesnt fit you must remember the chase with the car . [laughter] party of personal responsibility aint taking none. So listen, here is the proof once and for all. Sniffles magilacuty here, john mccain asked about a claim harry reid is making. He said publicly that you came to him in july and offered to pass a clean government funding resolution, no obamacare amendments. It was 70 billion below what the senate wanted, they accepted and youve reneged on that offer. Clearly there was a conversation about doing this. Several. Several. And you offered a clean resolution. I and my members de
Because she is irresponsible. [ laughter ] malala and im totally fan girling [cheers and applause] i dont know. [cheers and applause] someone in the audience taught me what that is. They asked me if i was fan girl being something and i was like, i dont know what you are saying. They explained it to me. You fan girl hard or you dont. And you also have to put your hands like this. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] shes on the show tonight. Now [cheers and applause] here is another reason im excited. Im not leading off with the Government Shutdown. Not doing it. Tired of it. Switching it up. Swept for this one thing getting under my skin. Theres a republican lack of what i like to call ownership over the current predicament. This is harry reids shutdown. This is not the republican shutdown. This is harry connick, jr. And brac bracs shut Barack Obamas shutdown. Democrats refused to budge. No willingness at all to compromise. The president wont negotiate. Jon its not their shurtdown. Is th
The second half. You were watching from the world its tuesday april first year and so i need to hang them sean went baby so much for joining us. We begin this evening with the escalating tensions on the Korean Peninsula and day after the two koreas peppered each others territorial waters with artillery shells word gets out that north korea has imposed a no go zone in dispute it seems its a move seen as a possible preparation for additional launches of the south north of serious consequences if to redeem carries out another provocation Defence Ministry correspondent even been reports. South korean Defence Ministry spokesperson keys look in a press briefing on tuesday. So theres really no signs that north korea is preparing for a new edition of occasions but he added that the south korea military is ready just in case you will retaliate if north korea tested in an appropriate level to stop their publications. The Ministry Says artillery rounds part of monday afternoon with a multiple roc