always dark. will:ed good morning, california. welcome to the fourth you are hour of fox & friends . pete: when you go out to people, i talk to people and say does anybody watch, it s so early, and there are people that get up real early. will: yes. rachel: they re getting up to go fishing will: or they dvr it. a little bit earlier in the show i told pete and rachel and you at home about a little bit of a parental debate that the id had. my son had sort of accepted a dare/bet with his buddies at school to get the haircut called the r9 haircut. he had a huge head of moppy hair and his friends dared him for him the get that haircut. i was, like, i don t want him to learn van i the, i don t want him to the not take himself seriously, but should i let him collect money? long and short is of it, you see the answer. i gave it to him, he did get the haircut, and he has to wear it for the entire week. so i put it to pete and rachel, did i do the right thing as a parent? pete didn
streets of san francisco. this time a former fire commissioner was allegedly attacked by a homeless man with a metal pipe. but the suspect s attorney claims it was the fire commissioner who was the aggressor, after he sprayed the homeless man with bear spray. we re going to go deeper into this story to see what it says about the homeless situation in san francisco. plus, teachers union president, randi weingarten is here after a contentious hearing on capitol hill afbout whether teachers unions stayed closed too long after the pandemic. and steven spielberg said he made a mistake in this rerelease of his classic film et , and he ll never do it again. et phone home? et phone home. okay. we ll talk about that. but we begin tonight with that attack on the streets of san francisco. we warn you, this video is disturbing to watch. prosecutors say former san francisco fire department commissioner was seriously injured after being attacked on april 5th by a suspect with
not if there was a funny idea. what is wrong with you? there s so much different storytelling and so many different stories being told about so many different people. i don t think dramatic series television has ever been stronger. there s no longer this theory of what popular entertainment must be. incoming! who are the heroes? the people who watch this show. this is the week when the major broadcast networks unveil their fall lineup of shows. and every executive in hollywood knows how well the sopranos is doing on cable, which is a network problem. i think hbo altered everything for this reason alone, is there were no commercials. we are dependent on sponsors. there is so much we can do in terms of language, in terms of violence, in terms of sex. to a large degree, a lot of executives were just sanding off the edges of what was interesting. i think hbo is looking at the world and going, okay, how can we matter? for quite a long
through his point out the obvious, really, and then twisted somewhere. i just can t believe the way people are. what is my humanity? what kind of world do we live in? you re not alone. ultimately i think that s what the comics saying. reality is the fodder for comedy because it s what we have. so where else can we find comedy? if not in real life? what fake life, you know? life is real. yeah, we got that. mm hmm. first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when you re driving that anyone who s driving slower than you is an idiot? and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac. you see a million things a day in your life, and they all go on the back burner of your six burner wolf. ridiculously priced mind comedian comes out and brings it to the front burner. don t like other people s showers. there s always a problem with temperature adjustment. there s always a little hair stuck on the wall. and you want to get rid of it. but you don t want to touch it. i don t know
want it. what do you want? you want comedy? one. cramer, stop it. and boom. there you go. situation comedy. zynga. 23 minutes of magic. it s so tasty, too. in love with these characters you talking about willis? we need to laugh at of the shelves. you hide my clothes . i m wearing everything you own. laughter opens you up, okay. ready? oh we might be afraid to talk about some people that were supposed to protect us didn t do the right thing like racism. so the cops are the bad guys, you know, class wars. that and gender diversity. hi, girls. you can reach in and really touch people s hearts. you turned on as i am more whether it s a family living under the same roof might kind of talk. i like to hear or gathered together in a workplace that s a glue stick em all the great sitcoms are about family wonder. it s one of the great accomplishments of the modern age. mm hmm. what if we always said is the most important thing? breakfast. family. film right family is key to the sitcom