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I know that the Republicans are seeking my advice on the question, “How can we stop being half-crazed rabid dogs chewing democracy into a pulp?” It took a lot of small steps for this to happen, so let’s take them one at a time. The first step is, or should be, an easy one: We can’t ask you to stop electing Bible-banging hypocritical dumbasses all at once. But how about you start by deciding that you will not elect Bible-banging hypocritical dumbasses who also are insufferable dickheads?
I mean, is it that hard to find Bible-banging hypocritical dumbasses who are otherwise at least marginally likable human beings? This simple step would have immeasurably improved the climate in the committee meetings held in the Senate on Tuesday. For example, it would eliminate the presence of Senator Rand Paul. At a hearing of the HELP committee called to discuss the ongoing national response to the pandemic, Senator Aqua Buddha once again seemed determined to prov
to fruition. i m not too concerned about it. have you seen any evidence of real negative politics, something really disastrous, something ugly that has gone against you? no, the same old noise that we expect from mitch mcconnell. he s the man who takes the slash and burn approach. it s the way he s always gone about things. i m not too concerned about it. most of his allegations in his ads against me have been absolutely outright lies. he knows them to be. but as you know in the world of politics, that s considered fair game. so i expect there will be more of the same. i think when we re done, he will stoop to levels the likes will make aqua buddha look like a warmup act. what do you mean? the primary is at the end of the may. what does that mean? give me another example. i think that we ll continue to see increasingly desperate ads from him. my job in this campaign is to focus on the issues, to focus on the economy, to focus on the