Party that frequently accuses others of being brainwashed is trying to pass a doublespeak Anti-Woke bill. Who knew I'd be using more media studies than algebra in my adulthood? [WaPo] Is a train being used to prepare for departure "in use"? Well, I guess that depends on what your definition of is is. [Reuters] Businesses are starting beef over a Californian law that would cause a national pork shortage. [NYT] The costs of ambiguity: a man who suffered a heart attack dies after receiving delayed help due to an informal COVID restriction. [FOX]