Susan Luca passed away. This is the full obituary where you can share condolences and memories. Published in the The Daily News of Newburyport on 2024-01-15.
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Editor’s note: All names/interviews used were made up.
There’s nothing like a good “I have it worse than you” battle. It’s like a Wild West duel, but instead of quick drawing and firing on each other, the first cowboy shoots himself in the foot, and then the second cowboy not to be outdone shoots himself in the thigh.
This article is the town doctor coming in to splash rubbing alcohol on one wound, drinking alcohol on the other and declare which cowboy got it worse. Much like a Wild West doctor if they were in the 21st century, my advice for improving the forthcoming ailments will be almost useless by modern standards, so I probably won’t give it.