that president obama every week has two cardio days and two weightlifting days. you see i don t have to exercise as i have health insurance. [laughter] i live in massachusetts now, where we have universal health care, then we elected scott brown. talk about mixed messages. [laughter] i think there was a movie about him. it is called kill bill. [laughter] i am honored to meet vice president joe biden here tonight i actually read your autobiography. today i see you. i think the book is much better. [laughter] [applause] they should have had red pit or angelina jolie. [laughter] so to be honest i was honored to be here tonight and i have prepared for months for tonight show. i showed my wife matt the white house by jokes about obama and that is why he decided not to come. take that stephen colbert. president obama has always been accused of being too soft, but he was conducting two wars and they still gave him the nobel peace prize. and he accepted it. [laughter] you can t be