NORRISTOWN, PA Expressing disbelief in how different his life had turned out, local man Jerrod Kendal told reporters Tuesday that he never thought he would become one of those bug-laid-eggs-in-his-ear kind of guys. “Sure, I always thought there was a chance I’d one day grow up to be a tapeworm-in-the-digestive-system…
"If I was a man, then nobody could come back and question whether that child was mine or not, after they’re the age of 2," Kris Williams said of the decision.
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