from steve. if dana went on vacation for a week, would you volunteer to dog sit jasper? not on your life. they should ask me that question. would i let jasper stay with him. if i were baby sitting jasper for a week, i would take him to a pound and pay the money to have him stay there. i thought you were going to say something else. they put $150,000 a week to put a dumb dog in. a doggy hotel. i wish they would stop the dogs in new york. all they do is crap everywhere. it s terrible. especially on the frozen ground. that s yeah, okay. anyway, for me from angel m. greg, what do you do when you re not on tv. i think i got this last time. what do i do? i do nothing. i have no hobbies. let me answer for you. sure. you write. yeah. you drink a lot of wine. yeah. you hang out with your wife. yeah. you watch justified and house of cards.
other. enough. the gate agent has to take control. have everybody sit down. be patient. take some valium. you know which people i hate? the first class snobs that keep bowling me over, trying to get in. you re trying to get back there, is that right? okay. moving on. speaking of travel, you went yesterday to the leadership institute in colorado. i want to show this picture because greg met up with my dad and my sister. greg, and their friend nicole, angie s friend nicole was there, huge friends of greg. and i would appreciate you mentioning them in the speech and also saying that jasper is dick morris in a fur coat. i heard about that. where did you get a tie? i love the leadership institute. you helped me speak there last year. that s a fun place. get some shirts so you can button them? because i gained weight. sorry. it s the drinking on atkins. exactly. i m up next. if you saw this article in salon.com, one kid alleges he
book things that matter. i thought it was excellent, and i did work on it, for full disclosure, but i thought it was great. i m sure not cool will be on my list. bob, what happened to your swear jar? since i have not sworn much since they put a delay switch in here, and you may have noticed as you were watching the show, they delayed one of our segments because our executive producer became a wusz, and i said sit, not what he thought i said. i m learning. even an old dog can learn old tricks. new tricks? new tricks. you re a fan of any trick. sorry. probably two or three. okay, i apologize. why do i do it? right back to it. for me, greg, what is your workout regimen and do you follow a strict diet? i doo four hours of donkey calf raises shirtless and instead of weights, i lose the body resistance of anyone.
enough. the gate agent has to take control. have everybody sit down. be patient. take some valium. you know which people i hate? the first class snobs that keep bowling me over, trying to get in. you re trying to get back there, is that right? okay. moving on. speaking of travel, you went yesterday to the leadership institute in colorado. i want to show this picture because greg met up with my dad and my sister. greg, and their friend nicole, angie s friend nicole was there, huge friends of greg. and i would appreciate you mentioning them in the speech and also saying that jasper is dick morris in a fur coat. i heard about that. where did you get a tie? i love the leadership institute. you helped me speak there last year. that s a fun place. get some shirts so you can button them? because i gained weight. sorry. it s the drinking on atkins. exactly. i m up next. if you saw this article in salon.com, one kid alleges he
i m glad i did it. it was a peaceful day. you unplugged until the show started. that was my bookie who called. i forgot to unplug it. can we point out you were smoking an electric cigar, so you re using an electric device. not only that, i have to recharge both of my phones. i spend way too much time on it. i agree. it s an addiction. they need to have it on the first saturday of the month or something like that because you can t work and be productive anymore without it. besides, twitter and facebook could not live a day without photographs of jasper, so i sacrifice. i sacrifice. greg, what do you think? can yod detach? the great thing is you chose to detach, which is easy for you because you never respond to anybody. you don t read your e-mails, you don t read twitter. you giving up technology is like a stripper giving up clothes.