A drunk Derbyshire barmaid crashed her vehicle into three cars - writing two of them off - after hitting the bottle when she recognised someone who had attacked her.
A judge told a Chesterfield serial thief with 36 convictions for 95 offences “it’s time to stop” as he was sentenced for stealing nearly £250 worth of clothing from town stores.
An 85-year-old Derbyshire pervert followed two young children around an Iceland store while committing a sex act upon himself - holding a box of cereal to conceal his crotch.