romney. i m mitt romney. i believe in america. and i m running for president of the united states. (cheers and applause) (laughter) jon: i believe in america. what are we, narnia? (laughter) you think that makes you special? you know what, welcome, mitt, to a refreshing change of pace for me, being able to deal with a more wholesome story of national importance than the one we ve been oh my god! (laughter) son of a anthony weiner s penis twit just killed mitt romney. no! no, anthony weiner s penis tweet, i will not allow our presidential coverage to be literally [bleep]. i won t allow it we are going to do tonight a full on political indecision segment. do the indecision open that will (cheers and applause) jon: dammit, dammit! dammit! the weiner story has gotten into the matrix. (laughter) it s as though politicians can t get any attention any more unless they are sarah palin or have done something possibly terribly wrong. that s oh my god, i m being told tim pawle
with politics, thankfully presidential politics. big announcement from mitt romney. i m mitt romney. i believe in america. and i m running for president of the united states. (cheers and applause) (laughter) jon: i believe in america. what are we, narnia? (laughter) you think that makes you special? you know what, welcome, mitt, to a refreshing change of pace for me, being able to deal with a more wholesome story of national importance than the one we ve been oh my god! (laughter) son of a anthony weiner s penis twit just killed mitt romney. no! no, anthony weiner s penis tweet, i will not allow our presidential coverage to be literally [bleep]. i won t allow it we are going to do tonight a full on political indecision segment. do the indecision open that will (cheers and applause) jon: dammit, dammit! dammit! the weiner story has gotten into the matrix. (laughter) it s as though politicians can t get any attention any more unless they are sarah palin or have done so
jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. guest tomorrow, tim tebow, now the denver broncos tremendous ballplayer. tonight, though we begin with politics, thankfully presidential politics. big announcement from mitt romney. i m mitt romney. i believe in america. and i m running for president of the united states. (cheers and applause) (laughter) jon: i believe in america. what are we, narnia? (laughter) you think that makes you special? you know what, welcome, mitt, to a refreshing change of pace for me, being able to deal with a more wholesome story of national importance than the one we ve been oh my god! (laughter) son of a anthony weiner s penis twit just killed mitt romney. no! no, anthony weiner s penis tweet, i will not allow our presidential coverage to be literally [bleep]. i won t allow it we are going to do tonight a full on political indecision segment. do the indecision open that will (cheers and applause) jon: dammit, dammit! dammit! the
with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. guest tomorrow, tim tebow, now the denver broncos tremendous ballplayer. tonight, though we begin with politics, thankfully presidential politics. big announcement from mitt romney. i m mitt romney. i believe in america. and i m running for president of the united states. (cheers and applause) (laughter) jon: i believe in america. what are we, narnia? (laughter) you think that makes you special? you know what, welcome, mitt, to a refreshing change of pace for me, being able to deal with a more wholesome story of national importance than the one we ve been oh my god! (laughter) son of a anthony weiner s penis twit just killed mitt romney. no! no, anthony weiner s penis tweet, i will not allow our presidential coverage to be literally [bleep]. i won t allow it we are going to do tonight a full on political indecision segment. do the inde
the rhetoric falls short. another month and another data point on the failure of obamanomics. if the house republicans care so much about unemployment, why haven t they brought a single jobs bill to the floor this year? after running on jobs, after blaming obama for lack of jobs, they have not introduced one jobs bill. not one. there s a number for that. it s called zero. in fact, it seems like whenever there s a plan to take action to boost the economy, republicans immediately oppose it. they oppose the stimulus which the cbo says increased the number of full-time jobs by at least 1.6 million, and republicans oppose president obama s bail out to save the american car industry. remember talk like this? i think a bridge loan no nowhere. this is a down payment on many billions to come. i join my colleagues in opposing this bailout plan. we need to let the market fix this. this is not a political problem. it s a business problem. the president was able to push throug