March 5, 2021
The administration has also announced that an “inner child” cannot be claimed as a dependent when filing taxes.
A recent statement from the WhiteHouse confirms that “old souls” are not eligible for Medicare coverage.
Andrew Reznor, a correspondent for the administration, elaborated, “To be clear, Medicare is only for individuals who are physically older than 65. We will not be taking spiritual age into consideration at this time.”
Bethany Wong, 21, whose claim was denied this past week, commented, “I just feel so slighted. My whole life everyone tells me how special I am because of my old soul, but when it comes to health insurance, suddenly it’s all just skin deep.”