The department of Homeland Security of course, if you want to give part of your salary to the government, you can just pay your taxes [ laughter ] according to politico, the white house is expected to drop the word acting from acting white house chief of staff Mick Mulvaneys title and theyll replace it with soon to be quitting. [ laughter ] the New York Times has published a report on President Trumps history with Deutsche Bank and found that the bank loaned trump 2 billion over two decades. Wow, you ever lend one of your friends 50 bucks and then you see them with a new shirt and youre like, um, how about 50 bucks you owe me [ laughter ] this guy has a gold apartment. [ laughter ] an artist in texas has created a twoacre crop circle of democratic president ial candidate beto orourkes face and text there reads beto 2020 and can be seen from the sky. Oh, so thats why trump grounded all those planes [ laughter ] according to reports, President Trumps 2020 Budget Proposal could cut fundin
Jimmy thank you very muc looking good looking good out there thats great welcome to the tonight show. Give it up for the roots, everybody, right there [ cheers and applause well, you guys, the race for the democratic president ial nomination has barely started, and its already getting crazy listen to this former democratic senator mike gravel is thinking about running at 88 years old. [ light laughter ] 88 when they heard that, Bernie Sanders and joe biden were like, hey, whos the new kid . [ laughter and applause thats right we could have a 76yearold, a a 77yearold, and an 88yearold running for president. [ light laughter ] i cant wait for the debates i mean, who wouldnt be pumped about the possibility of listening to a threehour symphony of dry coughs [ laughter and applause [ coughing ] these guys shouldnt be running for president. They should be in a movie about a group of friends taking their last trip to las vegas [ light laughter ] thats thats what i would watch. [ applause ] bu
Animals like that. But now you can go online. For about 30 get a note from a doctor saying you need an animal to be able to fly without freaking out. And, as a result, the animal population on planes has skyrocketed. There are now more animals than people on planes. The National Service animal registry, which is a company that sells those officiallooking vests for pets, in 2011 they had 2400 service and comfort animals in their registry, now there are 200,000. There are 200,000 support animals registered. 200,001 if you count mike pence. Theyre bringing monkeys and ducks on the plane. Now some states are starting to crackdown. For instance in florida you can only wear three boa constrictors through the airport. Most of the animals people bring are bogus. Shady doctors sell the notes so people can claim they have a medical need for the pet, but one lawmaker in florida is sponsoring a bill to help put a stop to this. He went online and registered the stuffed baboon in his office as a sup
Lisa welcome to the stage please welcome to the intersect stage, iti board member and Vice President global Government Relations at meta. Hi, everyone. That wasnt a very good applause. Are yall asleep after lunch . Come on. Welcome, everyone. Its good to have you here and my honor to welcome you to the Second Annual intersect tech and policy summit. My name is kristin and i run global Government Relations for and i am proud to serve on the iti board of directors. This is a great crowd that we have here today. I dont think everyone is in from lunch and everyone is chitchatting the bit, which is okay, but we also have a lot of people online and over 1000 people registered to participate, which is awesome. Very exciting and i think that testament to all that is currently happening on tech policy. It is his eyes. There is never a dull moment in the world of tech and no exception to that right now. Technology continues to evolve as it always does. This year has been a landmark year for inno
Good evening, and welcome, everyone. The scope of the devastation and loss of life in maui from that rampaging wildfire is coming into horrific focus tonight. Revealing a landscape of incinerated homes, businesses, cars, and so much more before and after satellite images illustrate the path of destruction, as the firestorm blew through the Historic Town of lahaina. Fire still burning today, but winds have thankfully calmed. And this evening, survivors are sharing with us their harrowing stories of escape, which, for many, involved a desperate dash to the ocean with the flames at their backs tonight, President Biden declaring a major disaster on maui, intended to fasttrack help to the island, where thousands are in shelters and communications are spotty we have an expanded reporting team on the ground we begin with miguel almaguer, who made his way deep into the disaster zone. Miguel, i can imagine, it is a shocking scene to view in person. Reporter it certainly is, lester, and the dama