I'd like to call a truce on the War on Christmas. The true meaning of this holiday is, of course, the presents, and pursuant to that I have some suggestions for you in case you are stuck.
Pat yourself on the back if you sized Donald Trump up in two minutes, like a normal person. You could have instead been Ethan Nordean, who wasted years of his life and squandered his precious freedom for a guy who d likely feed him to alligatorsâor a marginally more reptilian creature such as Roger Stoneâif he ever showed up at one of his golf courses.
Nordean is a sergeant-at-arms (FYI: All of these military titles are pretend) of the Proud Boys Seattle chapter, and he s had it with his supreme golden clod. Nordean has been charged with conspiracy, obstruction of an official proceeding, and aiding and abetting in connection with his alleged assault on the Capitol on January 6, and he s none too happy with his Amazing Disappearing Messiah.