Hands . Will the g. O. P. Tighten its grip on the house . Did any one really vote . And its my last Election Night special. audience reacts as you know, im going off the air next month to pursue my dream of never covering mid terms again. And tonight im coming to you live see, it says right up there cheers and applause right up there in the corner it says live, right up there on the screen. Though from my side of the screen it actually spells evil laughter thats kind of creepy. Jimmy, can we change that to something less spooky from my side like red rum . Thats better. cheers and applause thank you very much. Folks, you will notice tonights show is more urgent, more intense, more past my bedtimey. So to keep me sharp i am hopped up on an American Flag speed ball of red bull, meth and viagra cheers and applause yes, ladies and gentlemen, tonight the stakes are high and so am i its a freeforall because republicans are poised to take back the senate going into tonight, 45 safe democrat se
From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart cheers and applause jon my name is jon stewart. We have a good show. My guest tonight, oh, im excited about this. From one of my favorite shows, tia torres from Animal Planet show Pit Bulls Parolees is going to be joining us. Im actually excited about this one. General tony yesterday talking about syria, hmm. Pit bulls parolees, uhhuh but first midterm selections are fast approaching and there may be a tendency to dismiss them, ignore them, think them insignificant to. Stand outside midterm polling stations shouting in a mainly scar cass sarcastic phone, look he at the voting kid, how is the voting going, votey. Well, it turns out, youre 9 jerk. Right now every seat counts in the fight for control of the senate. Republicans need to take just six seats away from those democrats. Its a highstakes election year. There is so much at stake. The stakes this year couldnt be higher. The stakes are
Stations shouting in a mainly scar cass sarcastic phone, look he at the voting kid, how is the voting going, votey. Well, it turns out, youre 9 jerk. Right now every seat counts in the fight for control of the senate. Republicans need to take just six seats away from those democrats. Its a highstakes election year. There is so much at stake. The stakes this year couldnt be higher. The stakes are stunning. Jon they are the most beautiful stakes ive ever seen. laughter jon i offer you 1 million for just one night with those stakes. laughter so just a few races will decide who run congresss upper housement and they are the subject of tonightsed race to get filibusters. Now perhaps the one person who stands to benefit most from shifting Senate Control is Current Senate Minority Leader Mitch Mcconnell who currently leads challenger alison grooims by 8 points. Grimes by 8 points. The entire weight of Senate Control, ney, our entire way of life may rest on the efficacy of grimes message. Demo
Pit bulls parolees, uhhuh but first midterm selections are fast approaching and there may be a tendency to dismiss them, ignore them, think them insignificant to. Stand outside midterm polling stations shouting in a mainly scar cass sarcastic phone, look he at the voting kid, how is the voting going, votey. Well, it turns out, youre 9 jerk. Right now every seat counts in the fight for control of the senate. Republicans need to take just six seats away from those democrats. Its a highstakes election year. There is so much at stake. The stakes this year couldnt be higher. The stakes are stunning. Jon they are the most beautiful stakes ive ever seen. laughter jon i offer you 1 million for just one night with those stakes. laughter so just a few races will decide who run congresss upper housement and they are the subject of tonightsed race to get filibusters. Now perhaps the one person who stands to benefit most from shifting Senate Control is Current Senate Minority Leader Mitch Mcconnell
Welcome to the report audience chanting stephen thanks, folks weve got to do the show. Thanks so much, everybody thank you so much, folks thank you for joining us in here and out there for this an historic night, the 2014 Midterm Elections no election has ever been more midportant. So many questions have been answered, will the senate change hands . Will the g. O. P. Tighten its grip on the house . Did any one really vote . And its my last Election Night special. audience reacts as you know, im going off the air next month to pursue my dream of never covering mid terms again. And tonight im coming to you live see, it says right up there cheers and applause right up there in the corner it says live, right up there on the screen. Though from my side of the screen it actually spells evil laughter thats kind of creepy. Jimmy, can we change that to something less spooky from my side like red rum . Thats better. cheers and applause thank you very much. Folks, you will notice tonights show is