by Phil Wheat
As is obligatory for the start of a new year, it’s time to look back at the sh t-show that was last year and pick out our highlights of the year… This time round it’s Phil’s Top 10 DTV Horror Movies of 2020. Which are, in no particular order:
AFRICAN KUNG-FU NAZIS
Sometimes a film comes along and all you can say is what the actual f ck?! African Kung-Fu Nazis is one such film… The plot of which goes something like this:
Unlike history books tell us, Adolf Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but instead fled to the African continent in his submarine. Teaming up with his new right hand, infamous Japanese military leader Hideki Tojo and the brutal Horse-Man Göring, he plans on conquering the world once again – starting in Ghana. With the might of his loyal (although brainwashed) Ghan-Aryans and his superhuman Karate-Powers, Hitler destroys the African Kung-Fu school of the shadow snake, killing its leader. Grieving for his master, Kung-Fu disciple