You know, things like which one is which. [ laughter ] thats right, donald trump visited president obama in the white house today which got trump really excited to do his favorite thing, evict a black family from their home. [ laughter and applause ] during todays white house meeting, donald trump said he looks forward to seeking obamas counsel in the future to which obama replied, yeah, sure, my number is 555 [ laughter ] and thats it. Newt gingrich said in an interview yesterday that would he like to serve as chief planner for Donald Trumps administration. But first, before starting his new job, though, he must finish up his contract at the keebler Bernie Sanders told reporters yesterday that he is prepared to work with donald trump. But then he warned trump, i keep the office hot and i dont clean up my pistachios. [ light laughter ] [ scattered applause ] according to new research, with a guided meditation process called erotic hypnosis, it may be possible to experience a lets try i
Bernie sanders told reporters yesterday that he is prepared to work with donald trump. But then he warned trump, i keep the office hot and i dont clean up my pistachios. [ light laughter ] [ scattered applause ] according to new research, with a guided meditation process called erotic hypnosis, it may be possible to experience a touchfree orgasm. Lets try it, said melania. [ cheers and applause ] a group of Scientists Say they have been able to give paralyzed monkeys back the control of their legs using new implants. Said monkeys who got the implants, my eyes are up here. [ laughter ] im still a monkey with a brain, sir. Ago today but whos counting . [ light laughter ] [ applause ] and finally, a lot of us, we talked about this last night, a lot of us were shocked, surprised that donald trump won the election. And because of the overwhelming support of a candidate whos been openly racist, misogynist and antigay, many of us are struggling with how to feel right now. So here with a speci
Here, you told me you had a message of hope. And i do. I hope that fool doesnt get us all killed. Woo [ laughter and applause ] seth amber, amber, amber. That that im sorry that isnt hopeful, thats sad. I mean, do you have any good news . Yeah. Seth okay, good. It only gets worse woo from now on, every time you look at a white person, youre going to have to wonder, is this one about emails than racism. Jtf. Join the fun [ light laughter ] woo this week my facebook feed is full of white people being, like, who knew america was so racist . We did woo [ laughter ] join the fun seth amber, amber, amber. My understanding was you were is there one . Yeah, its official. People are more misogynistic than racist. Seth well, thats not a silver lining. Tell me about it. Im black and a woman wheres the fun . Heres the fun, join it [ light laughter ] seth amber, please, stop calling it fun. What youre describing is not fun. Not at first its not. The thought of someone believing you deserve fewer ri
Thats right, donald trump visited president obama in the white house today which got trump really excited to do his favorite thing, evict a black family from their home. [ laughter and applause ] during todays white house meeting, donald trump said h counsel in the future to which obama replied, yeah, sure, my number is 555 [ laughter ] and thats it. Newt gingrich said in an interview yesterday that would he like to serve as chief planner for Donald Trumps administration. But first, before starting his new job, though, he must finish up his contract at the keebler tree. Bernie sanders told reporters yesterday that he is prepared to work with donald trump. But then he warned trump, i keep the office hot and i dont clean up my pistachios. [ light laughter ] [ scattered applause ] according to new research, with a guided meditation process called erotic hypnosis, it may be possible to experience a touchfree orgasm. Lets try it, said melania. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] a group of
[ laughter ] thats right, donald trump visited president obama in the white house today which got trump really excited to do his favorite thing, evict a black family from their home. [ laughter and applause ] meeting, donald trump said he looks forward to seeking obamas counsel in the future to which obama replied, yeah, sure, my number is 555 [ laughter ] and thats it. Newt gingrich said in an interview yesterday that would he like to serve as chief planner for Donald Trumps administration. But first, before starting his new job, though, he must finish up his contract at the keebler tree. Bernie sanders told reporters yesterday that he is prepared to work with donald trump. But then he warned trump, i keep the office hot and i dont clean up my pistachios. [ light laughter ] [ scattered applause ] according to new research, with a guided meditation process called erotic hypnosis, it may be possible to experience a touchfree orgasm. Lets try it, said melania. [ laughter ] [ cheers and a