door creaks snorting door slams maude, theres a prowler in the house. Get up. What are you doing up . Prowling. At 3 00 in the morning . Im sorry, walter, these are the peak hours for prowlers. Well, i got a big day at the store tomorrow. The matter . No, nothing uh, just a touch of insomnia. You go back to sleep. You never once had trouble sleeping in the six years weve been married. And for the four months before that. Thats three months, walter, dont brag. Just go to sleep, and ill be there in a few minutes. Actually, walter, i do have something to tell you. You see, sweetheart. snoring ohh ahh re you doing . Screaming in pain. What happened . Oh, nothing. I was plucking my eyebrows and got hold of a hair with the longest root in the world. Come on, maude the longest root, walter. Ill be on my feet from Early Morning till late at night. You know i cant get to sleep until you come to bed. All right. All right, all right, all right, walter. Ill come to bed. Good but i guarantee you, i