Wow, youre amazing. I dont know many guys that would make room in their lives for somebody elses child. Hey, hes family. What kind of a man doesnt make room in his life for his own family . door shuts oh, look, its my brother alan, who i also made room in my life for. Excuse me. Bro all right, you moron. What part of stay out of the house so i can run around naked with a hot chick didnt you understand . Im sorry. Im just too depressed to sit through a movie. And you figured ruining my evening would cheer you up . phone ringing you know, the movie was just a suggestion. Go bowling, go sit on the curb. I dont care. Oh, leave me alone. Whos that . Judith, again. Shes really upset with me. Oh, man, im sorry. Thank you. Now get out. Get out . Shes upset with me because of you. Oh. Well, thats different. But still, get out. Your sexist, manipulative attitude towards women just got into jakes head, and he spewed it out in front of his mothers angry Womens Support Group. Wait a minute. Is it a
Alan, your wife threw you out. Yeah, well, that doesnt mean she doesnt need me. Yeah, it kind of does. Well, look, were still married. Its still my house, and she still counts on me to do a few chores. Its good. It leaves the door open for, you know, reconciliation. I see. So, how do you lift those garbage cans without a spine . Theyre on wheels. What are you watching . Im watching a movie. And youre not supposed to be watching anything. Oh, yeah. Is that guy a good guy or a bad guy . Good guy. And youre not supposed to be watching tv. I know. Is that his girlfriend . Exgirlfriend. But he still loves her, right . Im not going to walk you through the whole movie. I think so. Go to bed, jake. Okay. Whos that guy . Thats the guy he was in jail with and told him where the money was hidden. Oh, right. Hey, youre being punished. No tv. I know. door opening what the hell is going on . Both shh. Jake. Good night. Hey, im watching that. What part of no tv didnt you understand . Im allowed to wa
22.07.21 | ProSieben | 06:10 - 06:40 | Sitcom Alan dekoriert Charlies Haus um, ohne ihn vorher zu fragen, was dem gar nicht gefällt. Ein Wort gibt das andere, bis Charlie durchgreift und Alan rausschmeißt. Also zieht Alan in Ermangelung anderer Alternativen samt Jake bei seiner Mutter Evelyn ein. Worüber die alte Dame gar nicht erfreut ist, denn sie möchte mit ihrem neuen Lover Teddy ungestört sein. Deshalb tut sie alles, damit die Jungs ihren Streit beenden und er wieder zurückziehen kann.
why do these women insist ogetting well? hey, alan. hang on, charlie. this is an important moment, and i want to savor it. alan j. harper what s the big deal? it sust an alimony check. not an alimony check. this is my final imony check. isn it beautiful? oh, righ judith igetting married this weekend. exactly. and you know what that means. you can finally ki in a few bucks around here? good one. no. it means alagets new underwear. now, if yoll excuse me, i m going to go pick up my s and deliver this last drop of blood money to the former mrs. alan harper d soon-to-be mrs. herb melnick. may god have mercy on his soul. amen. so, you want some cpany? you want to come with me? hey, why not? i don t ve any plans. u got stood up again, didn t you? i m starting to think all thesgirls have the same da shrink. all righ well, if you re gonna come, grab your camera. you can take some snapshots of pharaoh judh letting her alan go. got the came right here. you carry it with you? i thought