ONCE upon a time, we were allowed outside.
We did all kinds of things like see other people, visit establishments and breathe fresh air. Honest, we did. I’ve seen it in plenty of Netflix box sets.
There were some occasions where we’d even be in a bar with friends, having a bit of a dull night. Just one of them where you’re not feeling it. The music is terrible, the conversation is tedious and the drinks are watered down.
Going home and watching a box set actually seems like bliss in that moment, but then things pick up. You see a gorgeous woman/man across the bar, ‘Dream Weaver’ by Gary Wright plays in your head like in Wayne’s World, and suddenly the music is better, the conversation is interesting and the drinks are stronger.
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