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[cheers and applause] jon thats our show. Join us tomorrow at 1 167b8g here is your moment of zen. You are not suggest the rebuilding of iraq is done 1 this sit for the u. S. American taxpayers did not get their moneys worth after spending captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen ] [cheers and applause] welcome to the report. Stephen good to have you with us. [cheers and applause] thank you so much, folks. Glad you are with me here tonight. Nation, al gore should be turning over in his grave, [laughter] because its march 6th and it is still winter. [laughter] a massive storm is sweeping the country, so i hope youre bundled up somewhere warm, surrounded by your loved ones. Particularly your slow moving, wellmarbled loved ones. [laughter] you never know. Now, this year the Weather Channel has taken to naming all the winter storms, theyre calling this one winter storm sat
Here it is your moment zen. Your job is to keep him under control this morning. If he runs captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen ] [cheers and applause] welcome to the report. Stephen good to have you with us. [cheers and applause] thank you so much, folks. Glad you are with me here tonight. Nation, al gore should be turning over in his grave, [laughter] because its march 6th and it is still winter. [laughter] a massive storm is sweeping the country, so i hope youre bundled up somewhere warm, surrounded by your loved ones. Particularly your slow moving, wellmarbled loved ones. [laughter] you never know. Now, this year the Weather Channel has taken to naming all the winter storms, theyre calling this one winter storm saturn. Personally, i would have gone with uranus because thats where they are pulling these names from. [laughter] besides, the rest of the media has a
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Here it is your moment zen. Your job is to keep him under control this morning. If he runs captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [the colbert report theme music playing] [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen ] [cheers and applause] welcome to the report. Stephen good to have you with us. [cheers and applause] thank you so much, folks. Glad you are with me here tonight. Nation, al gore should be turning over in his grave, [laughter] because its march 6th and it is still winter. [laughter] a massive storm is sweeping the country, so i hope youre bundled up somewhere warm, surrounded by your loved ones. Particularly your slow moving, wellmarbled loved ones. [laughter] you never know. Now, this year the Weather Channel has taken to naming all the winter storms, theyre calling this one winter storm saturn. Personally, i would have gone with uranus because thats where they are pulling these names from. [laughter] besides, the rest of the media has a