this was a train wreck. president obama s health care law could be on life support. it may also be a plane wreck. and down goes social contract! eight, nine, 10, it s over! thank god that the disaster of that wasn t captured by cameras, as lady liberty just took oh, my god! biden. good morning. it s friday. can you believe it s friday? happy friday. it s finally friday, march 30. welcome to morning joe. with us on set, msnbc and time magazine senior political editor mark halperin. and richard haass is with us as well. hi. good morning. what s the breaking news today? tweet, tweet, please tell me wedding crashers 2 is coming out. no. i can t top yesterday. we had the lead story of the week, the month, the year, anchorman 2. massive. all right. can i just get right into news? kind of boring. no, please. i d rather kill hamlet in the first act is. that ok? i ll tell you what the story is, megamillions. $540 millions. it s gambling. i
eight, nine, 10, it s over! thank god that the disaster of that wasn t captured by cameras, as lady liberty just took oh, my god! biden. good morning. it s friday. can you believe it s friday? happy friday. it s finally friday, march 30. welcome to morning joe. with us on set, msnbc and time magazine senior political editor mark halperin. and richard haass is with us as well. hi. good morning. what s the breaking news today? tweet, tweet, please tell me wedding crashers 2 is coming out. no. i can t top yesterday. we had the lead story of the week, the month, the year, anchorman 2. massive. all right. can i just get right into news? kind of boring. no, please. i d rather kill hamlet in the first act is. that ok? i ll tell you what the story is, megamillions. $540 millions. it s gambling. it s going to get up to about $600 million by the time it s said and done. get yourself a lump at about $375, take out taxes, get $190. everybody wins.
i m sure you are aware butterscotch puding is a main stay at most calf tear cafeterias. i can t believe you remember that far back. i enjoy a delightful serving at the peach tree high in glendale jie. what were you doing there? assistant coach for the wrestling team. is that part of your community service? that s what i told them. regardless, it is nice to see you giving back. it is tough because of my schedule. i can t always make it to the matches, but i try to be around to hand out towels and clean up the locker room. don t beat yourself up, man. the important thing, you are doing something. you know how i love to give. have a great show. you too. that went well. let s welcome our guests. she is so hot she gives rugs a diane falzonie burn. i am here with diane falzonie. and he made everyone laugh the world over, but richard pryor is dead so we have jesse joyce. his latest comedy cd is called pro choice and it is fantastic. bill schulz is roaming
don t beat yourself up, man. the important thing, you are doing something. you know how i love to give. have a great show. you too. that went well. let s welcome our guests. she is so hot she gives rugs a diane falzonie burn. i am here with diane falzonie. and he made everyone laugh the world over, but richard pryor is dead so we have jesse joyce. his latest comedy cd is called pro choice and it is fantastic. bill schulz is roaming the back alleys of kansas city and looking for scraps of food. filling in writer john devore. and we have her on because she is the only fox news employee i am taller than. sitting next to me, the adorable in a suit don t do that to me. lori rothman. i am not talking about your height. starting off early. she is the fox business anchor, but i don t know for how long after that. to me, please. there is no pinch. no pinch when there is no bill, go figure. the day of rage could fit in a cage. this weekend only 300 protesters sh
to get you through it this morning. it is friday morning, may 20, 2011. if i m going out, i want to go out with sunshine and, like julie, 80 degrees. and eating everything you could possibly imagine. here is one thing to avoid gridlock and save on gas. can you bike to work today. there are events going on across the d.c. area to convince you to ditch the four wheels for two. this event comes as a new associated president/gfk poll says four in 10 americans say high gas prices will cause serious financial hardships in the next six months. there are a lot of safety stayings across the area for the folks who may be biking for the the first time. biking should be pretty easy, weather-wise. it is humid but we have no precipitation going on out there. it is a cooler start to the day, mid-50s. not bad at all. let s jump right in. we ll show you the bus stop forecast for those of you getting the kids ready for school. we ll see some sunshine this morning. temperatures basicall