i love you, too. i love you. and i love you. happy wednesday, everyone. so one of those stories you hear about a firefighter thr who sets a fire so he can ride in and save the day, but instead the house burnsemins down. that reminds me of joe and the border mof joe a. he torches the border and now we re supposed to trust the samee suppost th guy who sts raging blaze to put it out. out.you know, it s like believig o.j. when he said he was going to find his wife s killer. he s still looking. yes, he is. he s sti.so do we give him mores and gas or look for someone with a fire extinguisher r someon and a? pulse? that s the question joe biden asked america yesterda uestioy during a speech that reminded me of winston churchillreminded, py because winston churchill is also dead. hi all indications are this bill won t even move forwardll o to the senate floor. why? a simple reason. donald trump. hecause donald trump thinks it s bad for him politically. he d rather weaponize this
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. happy birthday, everybody. calm down, calm down. calm down. i understand. all right. is the white house out of order? stoppinge texas from defending its border. as you may have noticed, the whitwhituse eterminee housed to let as many illegal aliens into the united states as possiblent with migrant mobsigrt as big as the crowds of gutfeld fans at eastern states th correctional right, right, right, right, right right. i could stop it. reg: all right. all right, all right. grandpa joe, even told them to surge to the border like it was a new slogan for tac bordeo i would, in fact, makbee sure that there we immediately surge to the border. all thos e people seeking asylum. they deserve to be heard. that s who we are. we r d hearde a nation says if t to flee and you re saying oppression, you should come. y and i.ev caramba! did they ever listen to him? he s been waving in illegal immigrants like their kids with freshly washed hair. but doesn t joe know this invasion exhaust
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